1 00:00:23,661 --> 00:00:24,722 No feet! 2 00:00:26,296 --> 00:00:27,967 No! No! 3 00:00:28,085 --> 00:00:30,131 - No! Not the hair! - Yes. 4 00:00:30,249 --> 00:00:32,465 - Not the - Frances! - Ow! 5 00:00:52,217 --> 00:00:55,467 I tried to make a frittata, but it's really more of a scramble. 6 00:00:55,586 --> 00:00:57,382 This is interesting. 7 00:00:57,501 --> 00:00:59,877 “To praise a work of literature by calling it sincere... 8 00:00:59,998 --> 00:01:03,373 is now at best a way of saying that, although it may be given... 9 00:01:03,494 --> 00:01:05,415 no aesthetic or intellectual admiration -” 10 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:15,238 I wouldn't eat a domesticated dog. 11 00:01:15,355 --> 00:01:17,572 You say that just because they're cute. 12 00:01:38,043 --> 00:01:40,543 Don't be stupid. 13 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:43,086 I should sleep in my own bed. 14 00:01:43,247 --> 00:01:44,497 Why? 15 00:01:44,621 --> 00:01:46,917 Because I bought it. 16 00:01:47,078 --> 00:01:48,999 Stay. 17 00:01:49,118 --> 00:01:51,084 But take off your socks. 18 00:02:02,484 --> 00:02:05,235 - It's hairless? - No, it has fine, curly hair. 19 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:07,734 There's this house in Westchester - 20 00:02:07,899 --> 00:02:09,740 the basement is all Cornish Rexes. 21 00:02:09,898 --> 00:02:12,024 It smells awful. The top floor is Siamese cats. 22 00:02:12,147 --> 00:02:14,068 - I'm allergic to cats. - They're hypoallergenic. 23 00:02:14,229 --> 00:02:16,729 - This is a special Frances kitty. - Oh. Who knew? 24 00:02:16,853 --> 00:02:20,399 This one's the runt, which is cheaper, but I think it's the best one anyway. 25 00:02:20,518 --> 00:02:22,359 I figure one runt and one regular. 26 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,601 I put a hundred-dollar down payment on each cat. 27 00:02:24,725 --> 00:02:26,868 Well, 80 for the runt and a hundred for the other one. 28 00:02:26,910 --> 00:02:28,382 Why not just get one cat? 29 00:02:28,423 --> 00:02:31,431 A cat needs a buddy. If you get one, you need two. 30 00:02:31,472 --> 00:02:34,518 I'll give you $200 to get no cats. 31 00:02:35,367 --> 00:02:37,993 So who will take care of them if you go away? 32 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:40,054 I thought we could get 'em together. 33 00:02:40,316 --> 00:02:43,317 And move them back and forth between our apartments? 34 00:02:43,452 --> 00:02:45,703 No. I thought maybe... 35 00:02:45,928 --> 00:02:48,145 you could move in with me. 36 00:02:49,344 --> 00:02:52,156 Oh. Wow. 37 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:54,845 - Do you want to move in with me? - Yeah. 38 00:02:54,969 --> 00:02:57,845 Yes. I mean, I do have this other thing. 39 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,685 - What other thing? - Well, I don't know. 40 00:03:00,802 --> 00:03:03,161 I promised Sophie I'd stay through the lease... 41 00:03:03,203 --> 00:03:05,203 and she'll probably want to renew it. 42 00:03:08,677 --> 00:03:11,473 Is that bad? I'm sorry. I feel bad. 43 00:03:11,594 --> 00:03:15,016 - Can't she find someone else? - Yeah, but it's my friend. 44 00:03:15,137 --> 00:03:18,183 - I want to move in with you. - Okay. 45 00:03:18,303 --> 00:03:21,020 - I feel bad. - Don't feel bad. Forget it. 46 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:23,603 - No. What?- Nothing. 47 00:03:23,721 --> 00:03:26,722 - You're mad. - I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. 48 00:03:26,846 --> 00:03:29,562 - I feel bad. - Stop feeling bad. 49 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,181 Frances, I asked you to move in with me. You said no. 50 00:03:32,305 --> 00:03:34,897 - But I can't.- You can. You don't want to. 51 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,395 - Who is it? - It's okay. I don't have to get it. 52 00:03:40,419 --> 00:03:41,472 Who is it? 53 00:03:41,498 --> 00:03:43,004 It's Sophie. I'll just call her back later. 54 00:03:43,028 --> 00:03:44,082 Just pick up the phone. 55 00:03:44,107 --> 00:03:45,643 - Are you sure? - Answer it. 56 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,859 Yo, girl! What's up? 57 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:52,731 Hey, where are you? 58 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:54,710 I can't come. 59 00:03:55,312 --> 00:03:57,154 Are you drunk? 60 00:03:57,272 --> 00:03:59,442 I love you! 61 00:03:59,564 --> 00:04:02,612 Ahh! Dumpling House! 62 00:04:03,232 --> 00:04:06,073 I can't really talk right now. 63 00:04:06,234 --> 00:04:09,201 Okay. I love you. 64 00:04:09,318 --> 00:04:11,069 Okay. 65 00:04:11,194 --> 00:04:13,160 I love you. 66 00:04:16,281 --> 00:04:18,326 She's with these guys... 67 00:04:18,448 --> 00:04:21,165 Benji and Lev, at a party in Chinatown. 68 00:04:21,956 --> 00:04:23,955 They're drunk. 69 00:04:24,657 --> 00:04:26,247 I don't know. 70 00:04:26,368 --> 00:04:28,869 Maybe this isn't working. 71 00:04:30,079 --> 00:04:32,079 - I'm sorry. - Me too.. 72 00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:46,926 Maybe - No, never mind. 73 00:04:47,049 --> 00:04:49,845 - What? - I want to pay you for the cats. 74 00:04:49,967 --> 00:04:52,342 I'm not gonna take money from you... 75 00:04:52,469 --> 00:04:54,845 but I am going to get the cats anyway. 76 00:04:54,971 --> 00:04:57,313 But then you're gonna be a single guy with two cats. 77 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,261 Why would I be single? 78 00:04:59,878 --> 00:05:01,612 - With two cats. - No, I know. 79 00:05:01,655 --> 00:05:04,809 I mean, why would I be single? 80 00:05:05,398 --> 00:05:06,775 I don't know. 81 00:05:06,897 --> 00:05:09,647 I thought you said that this isn't working. 82 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:15,946 I mean, if we don't move in together. If we can't move in together. 83 00:05:16,072 --> 00:05:17,663 We can move in together. 84 00:05:17,707 --> 00:05:20,251 I don't know, I don't know that I believe anything I'm saying. 85 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,823 Uh-huh. 86 00:05:24,578 --> 00:05:27,170 This hasn't been great for a while. 87 00:05:28,146 --> 00:05:31,086 “This hasn't been great for a while.” 88 00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:34,302 This has not been - 89 00:05:36,965 --> 00:05:39,886 - Where are you going? - Home, I guess. 90 00:05:40,009 --> 00:05:43,384 I'm really... tired. 91 00:05:43,512 --> 00:05:45,638 I'm always so tired. 92 00:05:47,141 --> 00:05:48,891 Let's move in together. 93 00:06:02,614 --> 00:06:04,331 Hi! 94 00:06:08,162 --> 00:06:10,503 - You're crazy. - You know Lev? 95 00:06:10,623 --> 00:06:11,714 Yes. 96 00:06:11,833 --> 00:06:14,300 - And Benji? - Hi. 97 00:06:14,419 --> 00:06:16,715 I can't get interested in art or books... 98 00:06:16,838 --> 00:06:19,385 or movies about animals. 99 00:06:19,507 --> 00:06:23,849 The animals have to talk or be at war for me to be interested. 100 00:06:35,276 --> 00:06:37,526 Don't hit the third rail. 101 00:06:39,447 --> 00:06:41,198 Shit! 102 00:06:41,366 --> 00:06:43,287 The F's not running. 103 00:06:58,011 --> 00:07:00,932 - I want a sip. - Do you want your own? 104 00:07:01,056 --> 00:07:02,806 I want a sip. 105 00:07:04,602 --> 00:07:06,773 The coffee people are right. 106 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:11,398 We are like a lesbian couple that doesn't have sex anymore. 107 00:07:11,568 --> 00:07:14,410 - Wait. Come back.- Don't pick at your face. 108 00:07:14,572 --> 00:07:16,572 I don't like smoking alone. 109 00:07:20,872 --> 00:07:24,089 Me and Dan don't have sex anymore. 110 00:07:24,251 --> 00:07:26,217 Didn't have sex anymore. 111 00:07:26,338 --> 00:07:28,338 Yeah, that's why you broke up. 112 00:07:28,465 --> 00:07:30,931 And if it happened, he would just - 113 00:07:31,052 --> 00:07:33,098 He only had one way he could finish. 114 00:07:33,263 --> 00:07:34,953 Oh, I hate that. 115 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:38,197 It was always with me facing flat on the bed from behind... 116 00:07:38,243 --> 00:07:40,070 which just - 117 00:07:40,114 --> 00:07:42,490 everything that matters is covered up. 118 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,616 - It's like with me and Patch. - Yo, Patchy! 119 00:07:45,779 --> 00:07:48,155 'Sup, brah? 120 00:07:48,282 --> 00:07:50,998 The way he always likes to come in my face. 121 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,620 Yeah. Classy. 122 00:07:53,789 --> 00:07:56,710 He's the kind of guy who says, “I've gotta take a leak.” 123 00:07:56,836 --> 00:07:59,615 And wears predistressed baseball hats. 124 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:01,440 He's a nice guy - 125 00:08:01,485 --> 00:08:03,860 you know, for today. 126 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:06,482 I should feel bad I went to that party. 127 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:10,323 You deserved it. You just got out of relationship jail. 128 00:08:10,645 --> 00:08:13,646 - I think Dan was an alcoholic. - He was. 129 00:08:15,931 --> 00:08:18,307 He wasn't a real alcoholic... 130 00:08:20,330 --> 00:08:22,750 but sometimes he would have, like, 12 beers. 131 00:08:22,954 --> 00:08:25,205 - Hey. - What? 132 00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:27,815 Lev is asking for your number. 133 00:08:27,861 --> 00:08:29,516 Give it to him. 134 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:32,231 You did just break up with Dan. Today. 135 00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:34,243 Just do it. 136 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:41,360 I love you, Sophie, even if you love... 137 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:44,355 your phone that has e-mail more than you love me. 138 00:08:44,484 --> 00:08:47,263 My phone that has e-mail doesn't leave a casserole dish... 139 00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:49,212 in the sink for three days. 140 00:08:49,257 --> 00:08:51,723 What about that time you made a cake? 141 00:08:53,641 --> 00:08:55,233 I love you too. 142 00:09:03,219 --> 00:09:06,561 “Ahoy, sexy. Are you around this week?" 143 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,754 "Ahoy, sexy"? 144 00:09:09,798 --> 00:09:11,890 That is actually very gay. 145 00:09:12,232 --> 00:09:14,198 Am I nautically sensual? 146 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,143 You're funny. 147 00:09:17,407 --> 00:09:19,537 Lev didn't laugh at any of my jokes. 148 00:09:19,582 --> 00:09:21,503 You are so funny. 149 00:09:21,801 --> 00:09:23,762 Should I text him back... 150 00:09:23,807 --> 00:09:25,773 “Starboard anal sex”? 151 00:09:28,238 --> 00:09:29,704 No. 152 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:33,243 Tell me the story of us. 153 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:34,952 Again? 154 00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:40,144 All right, Frances. 155 00:09:40,271 --> 00:09:42,271 We are gonna take over the world. 156 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,111 You'll be this awesomely bitchy publishing mogul. 157 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:47,453 And you'll be this famous modern dancer... 158 00:09:47,615 --> 00:09:49,939 and I'll publish a really expensive book about you 159 00:09:49,984 --> 00:09:53,485 that d-bags we make fun of will put on their coffee tables. 160 00:09:53,747 --> 00:09:56,213 And we'll co-own a vacation apartment in Paris. 161 00:09:56,258 --> 00:09:57,627 And we'll have lovers. 162 00:09:57,671 --> 00:10:00,467 - And no children. - And we'll speak at college graduations. 163 00:10:00,591 --> 00:10:04,342 - And honorary degrees. - So many honorary degrees. 164 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,828 - Colleen? - Yeah. 165 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,673 What time's rehearsal? 166 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,009 It's 4:00. Don't forget to bring your shoes. 167 00:10:32,403 --> 00:10:34,637 - Hey. - Jesus! 168 00:10:34,682 --> 00:10:36,353 Sorry. I'm here. 169 00:10:36,477 --> 00:10:40,086 I don't have time to talk. I'm doing the job of three people. 170 00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:41,960 But I can see you after rehearsal. 171 00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:44,846 I read that article in The Times. You must be so happy. 172 00:10:45,095 --> 00:10:48,124 Yeah, thanks. I forget I make my own work sometimes. 173 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:49,529 But thanks. 174 00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:53,227 - I usually hate that woman's writing. - Right. Thank you, Frances. 175 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:57,117 Actually, I had a couple of questions. I'm trying to be proactive about my life. 176 00:10:57,406 --> 00:11:00,139 Ah. Well, I might have some studio space available... 177 00:11:00,185 --> 00:11:02,106 if you want to play with some choreography. 178 00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:04,353 Uh, no, I was wondering if there were... 179 00:11:04,599 --> 00:11:06,974 any more classes at the school I could teach. 180 00:11:07,095 --> 00:11:09,141 I'm a little - I'm kind of broke. 181 00:11:09,398 --> 00:11:11,898 I'll check, but I'm all full up, I think. 182 00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:15,072 I thought so. I'm just proud of myself for asking. 183 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,261 I'll probably be able to use you and some of 184 00:11:17,306 --> 00:11:19,415 the other apprentices for the Christmas show. 185 00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:22,334 - I mean, that's something. - That's great. 186 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:25,334 I just wanted to say I really look up to you... 187 00:11:25,462 --> 00:11:27,554 and I just - I think you're great. 188 00:11:27,674 --> 00:11:30,094 A beat-up old dancer doing paperwork? 189 00:11:32,135 --> 00:11:34,931 I really need to do all this paperwork now. 190 00:11:35,143 --> 00:11:37,291 I'm running rehearsal today, so I'll see you there. 191 00:11:37,336 --> 00:11:38,336 - Bye. - Bye. 192 00:11:38,605 --> 00:11:41,776 And then he was like, "Rachel, you are cold and mean." 193 00:11:41,943 --> 00:11:43,819 And I was like, “Fuck... 194 00:11:43,946 --> 00:11:45,822 that really hurt my feelings.” 195 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:51,666 And up over the head. 196 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:55,131 Boom. Perfect. All over and... shoulder: 197 00:11:55,254 --> 00:12:00,176 Boom, boom, boom. That was great. 198 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:03,519 Face each other. Look at each other. 199 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,935 Wrap the head around. 200 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,980 That's nice. That's nice. 201 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:09,979 Move it around. 202 00:12:10,107 --> 00:12:12,107 That's good, Rachel. That's right. 203 00:12:12,235 --> 00:12:15,218 All right. Understudies, out. 204 00:12:15,264 --> 00:12:18,060 Understudies, out. Out. 205 00:12:18,578 --> 00:12:21,294 All right. Good. Take it from the beginning. 206 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,606 Relevé and down... 207 00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:26,176 Plié and straighten... 208 00:12:26,338 --> 00:12:28,589 and plié and straighten... 209 00:12:28,716 --> 00:12:30,842 and relevé and down. 210 00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:33,727 And relevé all the way up and turn... 211 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:36,855 to the other side... 212 00:12:36,976 --> 00:12:38,902 and all the way down. 213 00:12:38,947 --> 00:12:41,664 And now we have the other foot in front. 214 00:12:41,817 --> 00:12:46,443 And plié and straighten and plié - 215 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:04,096 - Ahoy, sexy! - Ahoy, sexy! 216 00:13:21,661 --> 00:13:25,457 - There's no service. - Sometimes there is for a second. 217 00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:27,710 What is going on with that phone, lady? 218 00:13:28,699 --> 00:13:32,057 I didn't want to do it without knowing it was okay with you first. 219 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,467 Do what? 220 00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:35,696 I want to move into this apartment with Lisa. 221 00:13:36,221 --> 00:13:39,188 It's this great apartment in Tribeca, which is what I've always wanted... 222 00:13:39,309 --> 00:13:42,480 but I don't want to do it if it's not okay with you. 223 00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:44,731 - Oh. - They need to know by tomorrow... 224 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,529 so I kind of need to say something today. 225 00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:49,449 Who have you been e-mailing? 226 00:13:49,572 --> 00:13:51,698 My parents, for help with the broker's fee. 227 00:13:51,825 --> 00:13:53,951 - You have to pay our rent. - I know. 228 00:13:54,077 --> 00:13:56,373 I'll pay till the end of the lease. 229 00:13:56,497 --> 00:14:00,168 You know, there's only another two months anyway. 230 00:14:00,294 --> 00:14:03,886 Are you okay with it? I really don't want to do it if you're not. 231 00:14:04,007 --> 00:14:07,786 - I thought we were gonna renew our lease. - Yeah, but we never talked about it. 232 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:10,458 - I could've moved in with Dan. - Not if you broke up. 233 00:14:10,646 --> 00:14:12,897 - That's why we broke up. - Really? 234 00:14:13,022 --> 00:14:14,647 No. 235 00:14:14,774 --> 00:14:18,616 It's literally on my favorite street. Lisa said it was too good to pass up. 236 00:14:18,737 --> 00:14:20,829 - You hate Lisa. - She's okay. 237 00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:23,244 - We make fun of her. - We're both really clean. 238 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:24,913 I'm busy. 239 00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,412 - I wish it was gonna be with you. - Yeah. 240 00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:29,711 - But Lisa found the place. - Right. 241 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,591 Does this train go to DeKalb? 242 00:14:32,712 --> 00:14:35,553 We could always look for a place together, if you want. 243 00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:37,933 But it's really hard to find stuff in Tribeca. 244 00:14:38,052 --> 00:14:40,018 I can't afford Tribeca. 245 00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:44,639 I'm not leaving you. I'm just moving neighborhoods. 246 00:14:44,769 --> 00:14:46,986 What are you doing? 247 00:14:47,104 --> 00:14:50,731 I put my ring on my thumb, and now I'm having trouble getting it off. 248 00:14:50,901 --> 00:14:53,617 Hold your hand above your head. It'll drain the blood out. 249 00:14:56,074 --> 00:14:58,119 I look like I'm asking a question. 250 00:15:31,299 --> 00:15:32,999 Ow! Fuck! Fuck! 251 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:35,742 We bought the kettle together, remember? 252 00:15:35,787 --> 00:15:38,708 At the Mexican superstore? Jesus! 253 00:15:38,941 --> 00:15:41,157 Bring it back! Or buy me another kettle! 254 00:16:08,742 --> 00:16:13,709 Hi. I just, I just got a tax rebate. Do you want to go to dinner? 255 00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:16,250 This is me in the locker room with the Knicks. 256 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,546 - Wow. - Sophie said you liked basketball. 257 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,341 That was just one time. 258 00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:22,338 Oh, crazy. 259 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:26,261 Oh, yeah. I was goofing around with this vintage Triumph I think I'm gonna buy. 260 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,012 - Motorcycles are so loud. - What? 261 00:16:29,058 --> 00:16:31,221 You can't listen to music when you're on a motorcycle. 262 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,142 But you're on a motorcycle. 263 00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:35,860 - This is me with Jay Leno. - He's such a dick. 264 00:16:36,022 --> 00:16:38,772 I know, but don't you just love him? 265 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,616 - Oh! - No. 266 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:41,951 - Yes. - No. 267 00:16:42,071 --> 00:16:43,821 Yea-no. Yes. 268 00:16:43,948 --> 00:16:45,948 I'm the one with the tax rebate. 269 00:16:46,075 --> 00:16:48,700 - Can I take it? - Uh - Uh - Uh- 270 00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:50,369 Fine. 271 00:16:50,496 --> 00:16:53,311 Just because you bought dinner doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you. 272 00:16:53,356 --> 00:16:55,385 I'm not trying to sleep with you. 273 00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:57,674 No, I was pretending to be a liberated woman. 274 00:16:57,719 --> 00:16:59,587 Oh. I got it. 275 00:16:59,631 --> 00:17:02,973 Thanks for paying. That was very sweet. You're a lady. 276 00:17:04,261 --> 00:17:06,387 Sorry, but the card didn't go through. 277 00:17:06,555 --> 00:17:08,281 Do you have another card you want to try? 278 00:17:08,325 --> 00:17:09,808 Oh, shit. Sorry. 279 00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:13,901 - This is a debit card. - Only credit cards or cash. 280 00:17:14,021 --> 00:17:15,396 Okay- 281 00:17:15,565 --> 00:17:17,861 I'm so embarrassed. I'm not a real person yet. 282 00:17:17,985 --> 00:17:19,576 - I got it. - No, no. No. 283 00:17:19,694 --> 00:17:22,410 I'm just gonna go run and get some cash. 284 00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:31,088 - Where's your ATM? - No ATM. Not working. 285 00:17:36,893 --> 00:17:39,546 Is there an ATM that way? 286 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:41,590 That way? Okay. 287 00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:21,173 All right. I'll ask her. I'll let you know. 288 00:18:21,218 --> 00:18:23,218 Okay, man. See you. 289 00:18:23,344 --> 00:18:26,312 Sorry, that was Benji. My Sophie. 290 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,432 You go to Switzerland? 291 00:18:28,476 --> 00:18:30,772 Have I been to Switzerland? No. 292 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,818 No. I mean, did you go to - 293 00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:34,871 Where were you? 294 00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:38,791 Oh, I - It took me so long to find the - 295 00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:41,911 What the fuck'? You're bleeding. 296 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:44,156 What? Oh! 297 00:18:44,282 --> 00:18:47,203 - I can't find it. - It's somewhere on your arm. 298 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,543 I - Oh, shit! Sorry. 299 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,448 Don't apologize to me. 300 00:18:51,492 --> 00:18:53,618 Oh, damn it. Let me - 301 00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,508 No, no. One second. 302 00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:57,922 I'm gonna go... use the bathroom. 303 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,886 - This place is pretty awesome. - Thank you. 304 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,759 - You're welcome. - I'm a first responder. 305 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:08,888 - Ah. You didn't have to do that. - You're injured. 306 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,606 I know, but I'm fine. 307 00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:15,068 - There. - Like a Boy Scout. 308 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:18,688 Sophie makes fun of me because I can't account for my bruises. 309 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:21,530 - We're not living together anymore. - Really? 310 00:19:21,652 --> 00:19:24,073 Yeah. I'm gonna have to find a new place. 311 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:28,039 I can't afford to stay there alone. I was thinking Washington Heights. 312 00:19:28,159 --> 00:19:31,534 The chick crashing in the little room might be moving to Portland next month. 313 00:19:31,662 --> 00:19:33,583 Oh. That's good to know. 314 00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:37,587 You smoke inside? 315 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,336 - Yeah. Don't you? - No. 316 00:19:40,462 --> 00:19:42,259 - Want to? - Yeah. 317 00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:50,394 This makes me feel like a bad mother in 1987. 318 00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:52,265 You want to see my room? 319 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,686 Oh! 320 00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:56,310 - Is this your family? - Nope. 321 00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:58,562 Yo, check it. Vintage lenser. 322 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,495 Eh! 323 00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:11,161 Here we are. 324 00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:13,206 Oh, my God. This is amazing. 325 00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:16,579 - Lev? Honey, you home? - Oh, Benji's home. 326 00:20:16,706 --> 00:20:18,581 So do you do it professionally? 327 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,921 Yes. Well I mean, I'm an apprentice... 328 00:20:21,044 --> 00:20:23,510 but it is a professional dance company. 329 00:20:23,629 --> 00:20:27,221 Oh. I love dance. I dated a dancer in high school... 330 00:20:27,342 --> 00:20:30,434 and her teacher said I could've really had a future in it. 331 00:20:30,552 --> 00:20:32,428 You liar. He's a liar. 332 00:20:32,603 --> 00:20:35,445 No, I'm not. Ask anyone from school. 333 00:20:35,557 --> 00:20:37,899 No, I really love to dance. 334 00:20:38,018 --> 00:20:40,894 It's pretty great. I mean, it's a hard world, but - 335 00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:43,397 - Do us a dance. - I'd feel weird. 336 00:20:43,522 --> 00:20:45,444 Come on. Just one move. 337 00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:48,451 Uh... 338 00:20:54,283 --> 00:20:56,283 That was great. 339 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:58,785 You should be in this music video a friend is working on. 340 00:20:58,913 --> 00:21:02,504 - I'll hook you guys up. - You guys are like magic. 341 00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:04,920 Is Noodle Champion still open? I'm starving. 342 00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:09,169 - I don't think so. - All we have is... We have eggs. 343 00:21:09,297 --> 00:21:11,423 I want something prepared... 344 00:21:11,548 --> 00:21:14,095 and brought to me. 345 00:21:14,553 --> 00:21:15,644 Wait. 346 00:21:27,055 --> 00:21:29,985 - Bye. It was really good. - I'll call ya. We'll shoot some pigeons. 347 00:21:30,109 --> 00:21:32,451 - I'll let you know about my show. - Yes, please. 348 00:21:32,568 --> 00:21:34,534 - I love your hair. - Thank you. 349 00:21:34,654 --> 00:21:36,575 - Thanks for stopping by. - Bye. 350 00:21:47,509 --> 00:21:50,180 This is the best night I've had since Sophie dumped me. 351 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:55,179 I should probably go. 352 00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:59,859 Make a left out of the building, take the first right. 353 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,411 The F is on the other side of the bridge, on East Broadway. 354 00:22:02,438 --> 00:22:03,739 You'll see a 99-cent store. 355 00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:06,282 Okay. Yeah. 356 00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,090 I should go. 357 00:22:10,257 --> 00:22:12,223 Is that chick really moving to Portland? 358 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:16,232 - Yeah. - Before you go, do us another dance. 359 00:22:16,278 --> 00:22:17,903 Okay- 360 00:22:43,609 --> 00:22:46,281 I know when to go out... 361 00:22:47,353 --> 00:22:49,883 or when to stay in. 362 00:22:49,927 --> 00:22:52,053 Get things done. 363 00:23:32,409 --> 00:23:36,001 - What time you get in last night? - Late. Like 1:00. 364 00:23:36,046 --> 00:23:38,138 Why didn't you come in and say hi? 365 00:23:38,346 --> 00:23:40,455 I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep. 366 00:23:40,499 --> 00:23:42,448 I wasn't asleep. I heard you come in. 367 00:23:42,492 --> 00:23:44,833 Then you knew what time I got in? 368 00:23:45,138 --> 00:23:48,684 I'm working on some sample skits for Saturday Night Live. 369 00:23:49,168 --> 00:23:52,048 I know a producer there said I could probably get a job writing for them. 370 00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:53,962 - Cool. - Such a lie. 371 00:23:54,006 --> 00:23:55,847 - Guys, this is Nessa. - Hey. 372 00:23:56,299 --> 00:23:58,391 Hello. I'm Frances. 373 00:23:58,510 --> 00:24:02,181 Lev and I were gonna make bacon-egg bagels. You want some? 374 00:24:02,304 --> 00:24:05,475 Oh, no. Thanks, though. I wanted to go to the Met... 375 00:24:05,599 --> 00:24:08,769 and I have to deposit this check and drop off my laundry. 376 00:24:08,893 --> 00:24:10,893 A whole Sunday planned. 377 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:13,066 - Ever ridden on a motorcycle? - I have, once. 378 00:24:13,189 --> 00:24:15,406 It's an '85 Honda Shadow VT700. 379 00:24:15,525 --> 00:24:17,820 - Are you impressed? - Very. Mm-hmm. 380 00:24:17,943 --> 00:24:20,285 So why do you all live together? 381 00:24:20,404 --> 00:24:23,142 Well, I met Benji through my friend Sophie. 382 00:24:23,186 --> 00:24:25,386 - Where is Sophie these days? - Busy with work. 383 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:27,073 - Which Sophie? - Sophie Levy. 384 00:24:27,285 --> 00:24:29,691 Get out! I fucked her little brother. 385 00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:31,316 Oh, you fucked Thomas. 386 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,090 - Yeah. - You fucked who? 387 00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:34,317 How do you know her? 388 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,558 We went to college together, and we're the same person. 389 00:24:37,604 --> 00:24:39,709 - You're that Frances! - But we have different hair. 390 00:24:39,753 --> 00:24:41,845 That's what we say. Yeah, I'm that Frances. 391 00:24:41,964 --> 00:24:44,511 - She speaks so highly of you. - Well, we're best friends. 392 00:24:44,538 --> 00:24:46,293 She's been to my house for Christmas three times. 393 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,524 - Why doesn't she go to her own house? - She's Jewish. 394 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:50,070 She was just saying last week how much she loves you. 395 00:24:50,096 --> 00:24:51,268 You saw her last week? 396 00:24:51,311 --> 00:24:52,713 When did you fuck her brother? 397 00:24:52,739 --> 00:24:54,869 - Where were you guys? - I met you last night. 398 00:24:55,042 --> 00:24:58,418 - We were at that restaurant, Po. - Who were you fucking last week, Lev? 399 00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:00,858 Is that a good restaurant? 400 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:04,572 Was she with - Who was she with? 401 00:25:04,691 --> 00:25:06,908 Me and Thomas and that guy she dates, Patch. 402 00:25:07,026 --> 00:25:09,446 - Double-date. - And some girl. Lena? 403 00:25:09,491 --> 00:25:12,867 - Lisa. Cunt. - Who were you fucking last week, Frances? 404 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,774 - I make love. - Frances: undateable. 405 00:25:16,011 --> 00:25:18,852 - Aren't you a lot older than Sophie? - No. We went to college together. 406 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:22,250 - Hmm. You seem older. - I'm a couple months older. 407 00:25:22,295 --> 00:25:24,045 Like, a lot older... 408 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,859 but less, like, grown up. 409 00:25:26,904 --> 00:25:29,246 It's weird. You have an older face. 410 00:25:29,584 --> 00:25:32,800 But, like, you don't have your shit together. 411 00:25:35,356 --> 00:25:38,180 Nessa can't come from sex. Only 69. 412 00:25:38,224 --> 00:25:39,832 That's a crazy helmet. 413 00:25:39,876 --> 00:25:42,902 Got to. Motorcycle law. Can you leave that rent check? 414 00:25:42,946 --> 00:25:45,930 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll just put it on your desk. 415 00:25:45,975 --> 00:25:48,621 - 950, right? - Nope, 1,200. 416 00:25:48,665 --> 00:25:50,648 I don't, um - 417 00:25:50,692 --> 00:25:52,658 When I moved in, we said 950. 418 00:25:53,201 --> 00:25:56,185 Nope. The whole space is 4,000, but the little room's only 1,200. 419 00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:59,370 No, she's right. We said we could pay that much until she got more cash. 420 00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:01,620 Remember? Because when I do the Christmas show... 421 00:26:01,663 --> 00:26:03,985 I'll make more because I'll be doing ten shows a week. 422 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,120 Oh, right. 423 00:26:05,162 --> 00:26:09,600 So we're good with 950? That's okay? I'm really sorry. 424 00:26:09,646 --> 00:26:11,771 No prob. 425 00:26:11,923 --> 00:26:13,923 Catch you on the flip side. 426 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,221 He leaves so easily. 427 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:19,720 Well, transportation's his thing. 428 00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:23,563 Bike, skateboard. He has a car too. 429 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:26,478 I can't even get out of the house on my feet. 430 00:26:28,269 --> 00:26:30,769 You know what Virginia Woolf book this reminds me of? 431 00:26:30,896 --> 00:26:32,896 Frances: undateable. 432 00:26:34,233 --> 00:26:36,279 Want to watch a movie? 433 00:26:36,402 --> 00:26:39,369 - Now? - Yeah. Let's do a movie afternoon. 434 00:26:39,488 --> 00:26:42,238 I already wasted the whole day. I already feel bad about the day. 435 00:26:42,365 --> 00:26:44,582 I think it's a great day. 436 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:47,746 I ate an egg bagel that Lev's slut made me. 437 00:26:47,911 --> 00:26:50,957 I Internet-acquired three pairs of very rare Ray-Bans. 438 00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:53,708 I'm doing awesome. 439 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,709 I thought we were both broke. 440 00:26:55,835 --> 00:26:58,552 I caved and finally took a loan from my stepdad. 441 00:26:58,671 --> 00:27:02,342 Bastard. I need a fucking job, though. 442 00:27:02,465 --> 00:27:05,306 - What about SNL? - Yeah, maybe. 443 00:27:05,427 --> 00:27:07,678 It's gone so downhill. 444 00:27:08,763 --> 00:27:10,933 Till then, it's after 3:00. 445 00:27:11,098 --> 00:27:13,565 I can drink. 446 00:27:13,684 --> 00:27:15,776 Let's do something fun. 447 00:27:15,893 --> 00:27:18,985 - We could go to a movie. - Movies are so expensive now. 448 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:21,606 Yeah, but you're at the movies. 449 00:27:21,732 --> 00:27:24,573 I should be saving so I can pay full rent. 450 00:27:24,693 --> 00:27:26,863 Well, I'm not gonna force you. 451 00:27:26,986 --> 00:27:29,032 I have to work out, at least. 452 00:27:29,155 --> 00:27:31,905 I cannot get fat. 453 00:27:37,738 --> 00:27:39,042 Do I look old to you? 454 00:27:39,465 --> 00:27:41,665 No. Yes. 455 00:27:42,155 --> 00:27:44,632 - How old? - Older than I am? 456 00:27:44,794 --> 00:27:47,260 - Older than 27? - No. 457 00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:50,630 27 is old, though. 458 00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:07,353 Isn't this place amazing? 459 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,822 - Is that an Eames chair? - Yeah. 460 00:28:09,981 --> 00:28:12,823 - Isn't this great? - Total rich-kid apartment. 461 00:28:12,984 --> 00:28:15,985 The boys just have good eyes. They find stuff all the time. 462 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,199 Do you know who Lev Shapiro's dad is? 463 00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:21,823 He doesn't get along with his dad. Lev and Benji are artists. 464 00:28:21,949 --> 00:28:26,542 Exactly. The only people who can afford to be artists in New York are rich. 465 00:28:26,662 --> 00:28:28,691 I'm an artist. I'm not rich. 466 00:28:28,735 --> 00:28:30,593 You are rare. 467 00:28:30,637 --> 00:28:32,854 We need whiskeys. 468 00:28:33,168 --> 00:28:37,010 It's just, this apartment is very... aware of itself. 469 00:28:37,171 --> 00:28:40,718 Everyone who comes here loves it. I love it. 470 00:28:40,841 --> 00:28:43,216 The three of us are hilarious together. 471 00:28:43,343 --> 00:28:46,219 We're like a sitcom: My Two Husbands. 472 00:28:46,346 --> 00:28:49,643 Oh, that's great. I'm really happy for you, Frances. 473 00:28:49,766 --> 00:28:51,732 Thank you, Sophie. 474 00:28:53,310 --> 00:28:54,686 Ladies. 475 00:28:54,811 --> 00:28:56,981 Lev Shapiro, you know Sophie? 476 00:28:57,104 --> 00:29:00,526 Of course. Still beautiful. 477 00:29:00,691 --> 00:29:03,032 - How is the publishing business? - You know, not good. 478 00:29:03,151 --> 00:29:04,992 How's sculpture? 479 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,237 Amazing- 480 00:29:07,364 --> 00:29:09,660 Oh. My boyfriend likes that artist you work for. 481 00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:12,719 Tell your boyfriend he can always talk to me if he wants to buy something. 482 00:29:12,765 --> 00:29:13,785 I will. 483 00:29:13,827 --> 00:29:16,577 Are we buying art now? Is that the point we're at? 484 00:29:16,705 --> 00:29:19,876 - I need to get clean. Ladies. - Bye. 485 00:29:19,999 --> 00:29:23,920 - Lev would totally date you. - I have a boyfriend. 486 00:29:24,044 --> 00:29:25,886 But isn't he charming and so handsome? 487 00:29:26,004 --> 00:29:28,755 You could be over here all the time. It would be great. 488 00:29:28,882 --> 00:29:31,507 Then you wouldn't have to spend all that time with Lisa. 489 00:29:31,635 --> 00:29:35,431 Right. I could fuck him just to not hang out with Lisa. 490 00:29:35,555 --> 00:29:38,726 Don't mind me. I'm just trying to get your attention. 491 00:29:42,394 --> 00:29:45,770 How could you not want to date him? He's kind of magic. 492 00:29:45,897 --> 00:29:48,113 Because I'm with Patch. 493 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:51,567 Patch is the kind of guy... 494 00:29:51,694 --> 00:29:53,911 who buys a black leather couch... 495 00:29:54,070 --> 00:29:56,412 and is like, “I love it.” 496 00:29:56,573 --> 00:30:00,164 - What are we doing with our day? - I got to get going around 5:00. 497 00:30:00,284 --> 00:30:02,785 - I thought we were hanging out. - We are. 498 00:30:02,911 --> 00:30:04,002 All day. 499 00:30:04,045 --> 00:30:06,745 I have plans with Patch tonight. I told you. 500 00:30:06,790 --> 00:30:10,336 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. I texted that to you. 501 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:12,209 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. 502 00:30:12,336 --> 00:30:14,678 - Here. - We're not doing that. 503 00:30:14,797 --> 00:30:17,013 That's shitty. It's not court. 504 00:30:17,132 --> 00:30:19,679 - I did text you, though. - I believe you. 505 00:30:19,801 --> 00:30:22,810 You don't have to believe me. I did text you. 506 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,178 Want to see my room? 507 00:30:24,221 --> 00:30:27,597 I kind of have a crush on this boy, but his name is Georgie... 508 00:30:27,725 --> 00:30:30,191 so I don't really know how far it's gonna go. 509 00:30:30,310 --> 00:30:34,186 - Can't fuck a Georgie. - “I want you inside me, Georgie." 510 00:30:34,313 --> 00:30:36,689 - Have you been dating anyone? - Nope. 511 00:30:36,816 --> 00:30:38,737 - Oh, Frances. - It's fine. 512 00:30:38,859 --> 00:30:41,860 - What about Benji? - Benji thinks I'm undateable. 513 00:30:41,986 --> 00:30:45,453 It's really funny when he does it. You and I are both undateable. 514 00:30:45,615 --> 00:30:47,866 Guys can't handle us. We're gonna end up spinsters. 515 00:30:47,991 --> 00:30:50,617 You better break that to Patch. 516 00:30:50,745 --> 00:30:53,416 Boys are easier. Girls are passive-aggressive. 517 00:30:53,538 --> 00:30:56,414 Boys are just like, "Clean up your shit." 518 00:30:56,541 --> 00:30:58,416 You're still messy. 519 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,024 I've been busy. 520 00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:05,819 No, it wasn't a criticism. I meant it as a nice thing. 521 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:08,421 You will always be messy, and you will always 522 00:31:08,465 --> 00:31:10,393 look at yourself too much in the mirror. 523 00:31:10,511 --> 00:31:14,432 - When did I look at myself in the mirror? - Always. You just were doing it. 524 00:31:14,556 --> 00:31:16,790 There are so many mirrors in this apartment. 525 00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:18,742 I don't want you to change. 526 00:31:18,786 --> 00:31:22,082 I like your clothes everywhere and your mirror thing. It's sweet. 527 00:31:22,355 --> 00:31:24,902 - You have stuff too. - What? 528 00:31:25,023 --> 00:31:27,399 You judge people who aren't as moderate as you are. 529 00:31:27,525 --> 00:31:30,150 - I do not. - You do, and you don't read. 530 00:31:30,278 --> 00:31:34,913 - Hey, bitches! - Benji! You're crazy! 531 00:31:38,452 --> 00:31:41,328 - Want to see my room? - Sure. 532 00:31:42,455 --> 00:31:45,046 - Hey, guys, this is Lindsay. - Hi. 533 00:31:53,707 --> 00:31:55,673 I wish we had cookies. 534 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,681 I wish we had Chessmen. 535 00:32:36,962 --> 00:32:39,337 - Good show tonight. - You too. 536 00:32:39,463 --> 00:32:42,805 - You were beautiful tonight. - Thank you. 537 00:32:42,925 --> 00:32:44,596 - Hey. - Hi. Sorry. 538 00:32:44,719 --> 00:32:47,845 I'm so slow. I have trouble leaving places. 539 00:32:48,068 --> 00:32:49,613 You were great tonight. 540 00:32:49,976 --> 00:32:51,811 Thanks. 541 00:32:51,933 --> 00:32:53,774 Frances, I wanted to tell you... 542 00:32:53,893 --> 00:32:56,268 so you would have some days to process it: 543 00:32:56,395 --> 00:32:58,691 We won't be able to use you in the Christmas show. 544 00:32:58,814 --> 00:33:00,985 I'm really sorry. 545 00:33:01,107 --> 00:33:02,653 What? 546 00:33:02,776 --> 00:33:05,669 I'm really sorry. You know what bad shape the company's in. 547 00:33:05,713 --> 00:33:06,786 I know. 548 00:33:06,829 --> 00:33:09,692 We can talk about next steps when we're back in February. 549 00:33:10,908 --> 00:33:13,124 - Am I fired? - No. 550 00:33:13,243 --> 00:33:14,539 I just-I like you... 551 00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:18,083 and I want to talk about the future and make sure it's what you want. 552 00:33:18,206 --> 00:33:21,673 - I want to be in the company. - I know. 553 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,540 Take your time. 554 00:33:24,388 --> 00:33:26,514 I will. I can't help it. 555 00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:41,896 Oh, my love! I'm so glad you're here! 556 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,736 You were great. Really great. 557 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,014 Could you see me? 558 00:33:45,058 --> 00:33:47,486 Yeah, we were in the risers, so we could see to the back. 559 00:33:47,514 --> 00:33:50,282 - Who? - Sorry. Had to take a leak. 560 00:33:50,401 --> 00:33:52,822 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 561 00:33:54,489 --> 00:33:57,393 Shall we all go out for a quick drink? 562 00:33:57,437 --> 00:33:58,653 “A quick drink”? 563 00:33:58,806 --> 00:34:01,710 - Yeah, we have to get up early tomorrow. - Tomorrow's Saturday. 564 00:34:01,754 --> 00:34:04,595 We have to catch a flight. We're meeting my parents in the Galapagos. 565 00:34:04,873 --> 00:34:08,294 I haven't packed yet. You know me. 566 00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:11,134 - Last-minute Mabel. - Ronald Rule-follower. 567 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:23,596 I want us to be family, you know? 568 00:34:23,723 --> 00:34:26,348 I can be part of your family, don't you think? 569 00:34:26,475 --> 00:34:29,067 Patch, I love you - I want to love you - 570 00:34:29,186 --> 00:34:31,028 but I need you to get drunk. 571 00:34:31,147 --> 00:34:32,943 - How are we doing? - Really good. 572 00:34:33,065 --> 00:34:37,157 We'll get a bottle of your most expensive vodka for the table... 573 00:34:37,318 --> 00:34:39,865 and then all of the stuff that comes with it. 574 00:34:39,988 --> 00:34:41,533 Very good. 575 00:34:42,698 --> 00:34:44,843 - Sophie. - Yes? 576 00:34:44,887 --> 00:34:45,914 Sophie come with me. 577 00:34:45,957 --> 00:34:47,202 - Where? - Bathroom. 578 00:34:47,327 --> 00:34:49,419 Really? We're still doing this? 579 00:34:49,538 --> 00:34:52,039 Patch, you got this, money-wise? 580 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:53,666 Yep. 581 00:34:56,670 --> 00:34:59,216 I was lying. I don't love Patch. 582 00:34:59,338 --> 00:35:02,180 - I do love him. - Since when? When did this happen? 583 00:35:02,327 --> 00:35:03,354 It's been happening. 584 00:35:03,397 --> 00:35:05,579 That's fucking bullshit. Come on, Sophie! 585 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,095 No, you're bullshit. And you're making me feel really bad right now. 586 00:35:09,222 --> 00:35:12,087 I want to love him if you love him, but you don't love him. 587 00:35:12,132 --> 00:35:13,183 I do. 588 00:35:13,226 --> 00:35:15,352 Sophie, I fucking held your head while you cried. 589 00:35:15,478 --> 00:35:18,524 I bought special milk for you. I know where you hide your pills. 590 00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:20,427 Don't treat me like a three-hour-brunch friend! 591 00:35:20,471 --> 00:35:23,025 I'm not talking to you while you're like this. 592 00:35:25,696 --> 00:35:27,617 - We have to go. - I'm going. 593 00:35:27,739 --> 00:35:30,364 - We can stay if you want. - Come on, get your stuff. 594 00:35:30,492 --> 00:35:32,959 I'm going. You fucking sit down! 595 00:35:34,448 --> 00:35:36,915 Enjoy the Galapagos. 596 00:35:37,207 --> 00:35:40,128 I'm also going on vacation. A long one. 597 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:42,671 I'll set up my e-mail so it sends out a vacation e-mail. 598 00:35:42,795 --> 00:35:45,440 My voice mail will also say I'm on vacation... 599 00:35:45,484 --> 00:35:48,139 so if you get that Sophie, don't worry - I'm on vacation. 600 00:35:48,184 --> 00:35:51,354 I'll try to give you a call when I get back. Thanks, guys. 601 00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:53,541 This was great. 602 00:36:02,062 --> 00:36:05,653 - You're cleaning? - I'm not messy. I'm busy. 603 00:36:07,358 --> 00:36:10,859 I don't make the bed. Sophie always made the bed. 604 00:36:10,988 --> 00:36:14,329 I'm so happy you're home. I had such a shitty night. 605 00:36:14,449 --> 00:36:16,449 Tsk. Oh, sorry, kid. 606 00:36:16,576 --> 00:36:20,418 I had a great night. I cracked the second act of my script. I'm on page 68. 607 00:36:20,538 --> 00:36:23,789 Oh, that's exciting. Is it for SNL? 608 00:36:23,917 --> 00:36:26,955 No, this is a sample script I'm writing for the third Gremlins. 609 00:36:28,118 --> 00:36:30,587 - Boy trouble tonight? - Sophie trouble. 610 00:36:30,631 --> 00:36:33,612 - Undateable. - And I kind of- 611 00:36:33,657 --> 00:36:37,158 I... Got temporarily fired. 612 00:36:37,386 --> 00:36:39,918 I've been fired a million times. Makes you cool. 613 00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:42,446 Yeah, but if I don't have the Christmas show... 614 00:36:42,490 --> 00:36:44,741 I can't... pay rent. 615 00:36:46,441 --> 00:36:48,238 Do you have any tunes? 616 00:36:48,438 --> 00:36:50,609 Wait right there. 617 00:37:06,526 --> 00:37:08,152 It's a jammer. 618 00:37:16,382 --> 00:37:18,508 - It's great. - I know. 619 00:37:18,634 --> 00:37:21,635 - I love it. Put it on my mix. - Aren't these headphones tits? 620 00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:24,503 I just got 'em. They're super-duper noise-canceling... 621 00:37:24,547 --> 00:37:26,639 so I don't have to hear Lev fuck. 622 00:37:30,187 --> 00:37:31,983 - Oh, no. - All right. 623 00:37:35,817 --> 00:37:39,092 Lev and I were talking about getting a maid to come once a week. 624 00:37:39,137 --> 00:37:42,031 - A maid? - Yeah, it's not that expensive. 625 00:37:42,323 --> 00:37:44,618 It's like 400 bucks a month. 626 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:48,107 Do you know that I'm actually poor? 627 00:37:48,151 --> 00:37:49,822 You aren't poor. 628 00:37:49,970 --> 00:37:52,249 There are poor people. You aren't one of them. 629 00:37:52,293 --> 00:37:55,197 You'd feel poor if you had as little money as I do. 630 00:37:55,242 --> 00:37:58,697 But you're not poor. That's offensive to actual poor people. 631 00:37:58,964 --> 00:38:01,635 Yeah, I guess that's true. 632 00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:03,632 You want - 633 00:38:03,676 --> 00:38:05,847 - You want to hear something hilarious? - Yes. 634 00:38:05,970 --> 00:38:08,686 Lev thinks we're gonna end up married. 635 00:38:08,806 --> 00:38:10,681 I'm too tall to marry. 636 00:38:10,850 --> 00:38:12,771 You are. 637 00:38:12,893 --> 00:38:16,002 That's so funny. Why does he think that? 638 00:38:16,047 --> 00:38:19,214 Well, I did want to sleep with you when I first met you. 639 00:38:19,259 --> 00:38:21,429 But now - totally undateable. 640 00:38:21,986 --> 00:38:26,043 I guess we are like a married couple in a way. We talk. We don't have sex. 641 00:38:26,089 --> 00:38:28,492 Yeah, we get along super well. 642 00:38:28,536 --> 00:38:30,736 Sophie and I were like that too. 643 00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:32,826 Right, but Sophie's a girl... 644 00:38:33,246 --> 00:38:35,666 and you're both straight, so it had less, like... 645 00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:37,586 real-world probability. 646 00:38:37,709 --> 00:38:39,442 Right. Well - 647 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:41,611 Okay. I'm done. 648 00:38:43,672 --> 00:38:46,513 I hope I don't have the spins when I lie down. 649 00:38:46,633 --> 00:38:50,009 Just lay on your back by the edge of the bed... 650 00:38:50,138 --> 00:38:52,934 and put one foot on the floor. 651 00:38:53,057 --> 00:38:54,728 It helps. 652 00:38:59,594 --> 00:39:01,294 Good night, then. 653 00:39:01,337 --> 00:39:02,757 Good night. 654 00:39:03,067 --> 00:39:06,084 - Good luck with Gremlins. - Three. 655 00:39:06,129 --> 00:39:08,078 Open? Shut? 656 00:39:08,122 --> 00:39:09,855 Shut, I guess. 657 00:39:09,899 --> 00:39:12,352 - I don't know. Does it matter? - I'll leave it open... 658 00:39:12,397 --> 00:39:15,693 so if you need to throw up or cry or something, you can call me. 659 00:39:15,738 --> 00:39:17,579 Thanks, yeah. Open. 660 00:39:55,943 --> 00:39:59,190 Welcome to Sacramento International Airport... 661 00:39:59,235 --> 00:40:01,110 gate way to North California. 662 00:40:01,581 --> 00:40:04,207 - Hi! - Hi, honey. So glad you're home. 663 00:40:04,334 --> 00:40:07,130 - Good to see you. - Hi, Rosie! 664 00:40:15,971 --> 00:40:19,813 - People are lamenting being 28, Chris? - I know. I can't handle it. 665 00:40:22,064 --> 00:40:26,065 Bacon. Bacon like it was chips. 666 00:40:31,705 --> 00:40:34,206 I'll send it. I didn't want to load you down with photos. 667 00:40:34,613 --> 00:40:36,705 - I like this picture. - I'll send it to you. 668 00:40:42,247 --> 00:40:46,793 I love - I love that trumpet! 669 00:40:58,888 --> 00:41:00,888 Integrity and acceptance. 670 00:41:01,015 --> 00:41:02,890 Integrity and acceptance. 671 00:41:03,017 --> 00:41:04,767 We seek spiritual growth. 672 00:41:04,894 --> 00:41:08,065 - Intellectual stimulation. - Intellectual stimulation. 673 00:41:49,563 --> 00:41:52,530 It's kind of far away from her. There aren't any trains. 674 00:41:52,650 --> 00:41:54,071 What about subways? 675 00:41:55,319 --> 00:41:57,536 Look, look. These - These look good. 676 00:41:57,655 --> 00:41:59,701 - Okay. - Look at those legs. 677 00:41:59,823 --> 00:42:01,449 Does that hurt? 678 00:42:01,575 --> 00:42:05,075 - Nope, you're numb. Won't feel a thing. - Will it hurt when I'm not numb? 679 00:42:18,167 --> 00:42:20,116 Frances? 680 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,910 I'm in here. 681 00:42:22,210 --> 00:42:25,207 Come on, honey. I really, really need to get in there. 682 00:42:25,252 --> 00:42:28,673 - I'll be out in a second. - Frances, how much longer? 683 00:42:34,523 --> 00:42:37,989 - Are these new cutting boards? - Mm-hmm. 684 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,991 As soon as I found red ones, there I was. 685 00:42:41,115 --> 00:42:43,956 - We have to make - - More tamales. 686 00:42:44,076 --> 00:42:46,643 I can't believe Mom gave our tamales away. 687 00:42:46,688 --> 00:42:48,080 Well, Mom, you know - 688 00:42:48,205 --> 00:42:51,922 - What's this one? Did I make this? - You made that. 689 00:42:52,042 --> 00:42:55,464 Oh, here's the green ballerina. This is the one. 690 00:42:55,580 --> 00:42:57,720 - The green ballerina? - You were the green girls 691 00:42:57,764 --> 00:42:58,996 Chandra and her mother. 692 00:42:59,133 --> 00:43:02,804 Right. Yeah, that was our level. We were level green. 693 00:43:12,308 --> 00:43:14,211 - Bye. I love you. - Bye, honey. 694 00:43:14,255 --> 00:43:16,658 - It was a great trip. - Yeah, I'll call you... 695 00:43:16,702 --> 00:43:19,544 as soon as I'm back in New York. Bye. 696 00:43:24,326 --> 00:43:25,997 Bye. 697 00:43:45,347 --> 00:43:48,018 - Ahoy, sexy! - Oh, hey. 698 00:43:50,571 --> 00:43:52,179 Stop thanking me. 699 00:43:52,222 --> 00:43:55,471 It just means a lot, letting me stay with you. 700 00:43:55,691 --> 00:43:58,675 I want you to know, you are definitely getting a thank-you note. 701 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,311 Don't worry. 702 00:44:00,438 --> 00:44:03,689 Hey, have you ever done where you, like, play fight? 703 00:44:03,948 --> 00:44:06,699 - Why? - Because it's funny. To be funny. 704 00:44:06,868 --> 00:44:09,369 - I don't want to. - It's super fun. 705 00:44:09,538 --> 00:44:12,192 Um, so just come at me. 706 00:44:12,237 --> 00:44:13,408 No. 707 00:44:13,607 --> 00:44:15,138 Okay, well, then, I'll just - 708 00:44:15,182 --> 00:44:17,524 Stop it! Damn it! 709 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,722 Sorry. You have to fight back. 710 00:44:19,882 --> 00:44:21,491 Stop it! I said stop! 711 00:44:21,535 --> 00:44:23,456 Oh. Sorry. 712 00:44:25,639 --> 00:44:27,514 Thank you so much. 713 00:44:27,641 --> 00:44:30,232 Oh, my God. He's the most beautiful creature. 714 00:44:30,352 --> 00:44:34,398 He's in the 90 percentile for height and 95 for weight. 715 00:44:34,523 --> 00:44:37,649 But it evens out later, when they walk. It doesn't mean he'll be fat. 716 00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:38,866 No! 717 00:44:38,984 --> 00:44:42,702 - Eh, you're getting a phone call. - Oh. 718 00:44:42,822 --> 00:44:46,198 It's so funny when people have kids, and they're all... 719 00:44:46,326 --> 00:44:50,202 “I used to be so focused on me, and now I'm totally not.” it's like, no. 720 00:44:50,330 --> 00:44:54,206 It's still you! It's half you. It's a mini-you. 721 00:44:54,334 --> 00:44:56,925 I mean, you made it. 722 00:44:58,867 --> 00:44:59,887 I forgot to eat today. 723 00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:01,758 The only time you ever hear the phrase... 724 00:45:01,883 --> 00:45:05,185 “I'm not here to make friends” is on reality television. 725 00:45:05,231 --> 00:45:06,231 It's so true! 726 00:45:07,473 --> 00:45:09,348 - Oh! Sorry. - It's okay. 727 00:45:09,475 --> 00:45:12,726 - I'm so sorry. - No, I'm trying to not drink right now. 728 00:45:12,853 --> 00:45:14,604 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry. 729 00:45:14,730 --> 00:45:17,480 You're not the one who's bat-shit crazy after four vodkas. 730 00:45:17,608 --> 00:45:20,623 Janelle had a hard time giving it up when she was pregnant. 731 00:45:20,669 --> 00:45:23,795 I did, yeah. I totally understand. 732 00:45:23,945 --> 00:45:26,020 What do you do? 733 00:45:26,064 --> 00:45:27,114 What? 734 00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:30,464 What do you do? It's such a stupid question, I thought I'd ask it. 735 00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:32,834 Oh, no. I'm - I'm a lawyer. 736 00:45:32,878 --> 00:45:36,345 - What do you do? - That's such a stupid question. 737 00:45:36,670 --> 00:45:40,296 Just kidding. Um, it's kind of hard to explain. 738 00:45:41,425 --> 00:45:43,551 Because what you do is complicated? 739 00:45:43,677 --> 00:45:45,803 Uh, because I don't really do it. 740 00:45:48,491 --> 00:45:51,241 - I am a dancer, I guess. - Mm. 741 00:45:51,644 --> 00:45:53,690 Frances and I are in the same company. 742 00:45:53,813 --> 00:45:56,063 But Rachel's in the main company. I'm an apprentice. 743 00:45:56,190 --> 00:46:00,282 Hopefully the touring company soon. I have a meeting with Colleen on Monday morning. 744 00:46:00,403 --> 00:46:02,403 - Oh, cool. - Yeah. 745 00:46:02,530 --> 00:46:04,781 But things are really great. 746 00:46:04,908 --> 00:46:07,159 Rachel and I have a really cool apartment. 747 00:46:07,285 --> 00:46:10,956 Or Rachel does, and I'm staying there for six-ish weeks. 748 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,172 - Five. - Right. Five. Yeah. 749 00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:15,212 But everything's up in the air right now. 750 00:46:15,335 --> 00:46:18,131 I like being alone. 751 00:46:18,254 --> 00:46:20,300 - I just got back from Sacramento. - Oh! 752 00:46:20,424 --> 00:46:23,049 Oh, Andy and Janelle just got back from Paris. 753 00:46:23,177 --> 00:46:25,849 Six and a half hours on a plane with a baby. 754 00:46:25,971 --> 00:46:28,643 Won't be doing that again soon. But it was heaven. 755 00:46:28,766 --> 00:46:30,858 Do you ever get to Paris? 756 00:46:30,976 --> 00:46:33,523 Uh, no, not really. Kind of, once. 757 00:46:33,696 --> 00:46:36,287 Actually, no. What's that museum... 758 00:46:36,398 --> 00:46:38,273 with the escalators and tubes? 759 00:46:38,401 --> 00:46:39,868 - The Pompidou. - Yeah! 760 00:46:39,985 --> 00:46:41,844 They have this great place in the Sixth. 761 00:46:41,888 --> 00:46:44,816 - Oh, it's a little pied-a-terre. - Literally? 762 00:46:44,861 --> 00:46:46,861 Yeah, but it's a really special place. 763 00:46:47,202 --> 00:46:50,026 Yeah, it's just so hard to get to spend any time there... 764 00:46:50,071 --> 00:46:52,544 since I got the job at the Journal... and the baby. 765 00:46:52,588 --> 00:46:56,464 I'd love to go to Paris. I'll bet it's magic. 766 00:46:56,796 --> 00:46:58,671 Uh, my friend from college, Abby... 767 00:46:58,798 --> 00:47:01,674 who moved there with her boyfriend because he works at a bank... 768 00:47:01,801 --> 00:47:05,427 in college, she was one of the top five group of friends... 769 00:47:05,555 --> 00:47:09,021 but then Zoe became closer to the group and Abby moved... 770 00:47:09,141 --> 00:47:10,687 to the outer circle. 771 00:47:10,811 --> 00:47:13,152 Sophie and Abby never totally got along... 772 00:47:13,271 --> 00:47:14,817 and then she started dating Paul... 773 00:47:14,939 --> 00:47:17,440 who I always thought would've dated any of us... 774 00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:19,943 but... he ended up with Abby. 775 00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:24,498 Well, if you're ever there... 776 00:47:24,616 --> 00:47:28,082 - We like for it to be used. - Yeah. 777 00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:31,166 I don't see myself getting there super soon... 778 00:47:31,290 --> 00:47:33,916 but... thanks, thanks. 779 00:47:34,042 --> 00:47:36,463 That is a very sexy dress. 780 00:47:37,672 --> 00:47:39,547 Fuck, I sound like a gay grandmother. 781 00:47:39,674 --> 00:47:42,800 Frances, I think you know one of my colleagues at Goldman - 782 00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,848 Reade “Patch” Krause. 783 00:47:44,970 --> 00:47:47,938 Yeah, I know Patch. “'Sup, brah?” 784 00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:50,225 That's him. Nobody is better... 785 00:47:50,351 --> 00:47:52,818 at anticipating inflection points than Patchy. 786 00:47:52,938 --> 00:47:56,655 His girlfriend, Sophie, and I are the same person with different hair. 787 00:47:56,775 --> 00:47:59,901 Not really. We went to college together... 788 00:48:00,028 --> 00:48:03,950 and we used to take the train into the city on weekends and make bad decisions. 789 00:48:04,074 --> 00:48:06,495 - You got pregnant? - No! What? No. 790 00:48:06,619 --> 00:48:09,210 She's a great lady. I really like her. So smart. 791 00:48:09,330 --> 00:48:11,956 Yeah. I mean... Yeah. 792 00:48:12,124 --> 00:48:13,966 I mean, we're all smart. 793 00:48:14,084 --> 00:48:16,585 Yeah, but she's... book-smart smart. 794 00:48:16,713 --> 00:48:18,930 She's actually not. She doesn't really read... 795 00:48:19,048 --> 00:48:21,174 except for work, which is the funny thing. 796 00:48:21,301 --> 00:48:23,372 She seems like she reads a lot to me. 797 00:48:23,416 --> 00:48:26,007 - I read way more. - Mm-hmm. 798 00:48:26,598 --> 00:48:30,565 I don't know why I'm shit-talking Sophie. She's basically the best person I know. 799 00:48:31,896 --> 00:48:35,146 - It's kind of crazy though, right? - Mm, yeah. 800 00:48:35,274 --> 00:48:37,616 - Which part? - Japan. 801 00:48:37,735 --> 00:48:38,959 Japan? 802 00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:42,742 Yeah, they're moving to Japan in a couple of weeks. 803 00:48:43,731 --> 00:48:46,806 - Wait. What? - Patch got transferred. 804 00:48:46,851 --> 00:48:49,476 It's a really cool position. He's gonna be... 805 00:48:49,745 --> 00:48:52,940 the director of research for all the Asian markets. 806 00:48:52,985 --> 00:48:54,906 For how long? 807 00:48:55,092 --> 00:48:57,092 Indefinitely. 808 00:48:57,297 --> 00:48:59,468 But Sophie has a job at Random House. 809 00:48:59,591 --> 00:49:01,136 She quit. 810 00:49:01,259 --> 00:49:02,680 Oh. 811 00:49:02,804 --> 00:49:05,429 The Pilates thing is nice. You feel so good. 812 00:49:05,556 --> 00:49:08,272 Frances and I do a lot of yoga. It's good for dance. 813 00:49:08,393 --> 00:49:11,314 It's fun to go with somebody, to have a friend to go with. 814 00:49:11,437 --> 00:49:14,904 I think I'm better-looking than I am in pictures. 815 00:49:15,025 --> 00:49:16,650 Nadia? 816 00:49:16,777 --> 00:49:19,152 I want this one moment. 817 00:49:21,197 --> 00:49:23,823 It's - it's what I want in a relationship... 818 00:49:23,951 --> 00:49:27,201 which might explain why I am single now. Ha, ha. 819 00:49:27,329 --> 00:49:29,329 It's, uh - 820 00:49:29,456 --> 00:49:32,003 It's kind of hard lo - 821 00:49:33,419 --> 00:49:36,545 it's that thing when you're with someone... 822 00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:39,049 and you love them and they know it... 823 00:49:39,216 --> 00:49:42,058 and they love you and you know it... 824 00:49:42,178 --> 00:49:44,224 but it's a party... 825 00:49:44,335 --> 00:49:47,007 and you're both talking to other people... 826 00:49:47,132 --> 00:49:49,428 and you're laughing and shining... 827 00:49:49,597 --> 00:49:51,501 and you look across the room... 828 00:49:51,545 --> 00:49:53,637 and catch each other's eyes... 829 00:49:53,899 --> 00:49:56,570 but - but not because you're possessive... 830 00:49:56,694 --> 00:49:59,911 or it's precisely sexual... 831 00:50:00,073 --> 00:50:01,914 but because... 832 00:50:02,075 --> 00:50:04,871 that is your person in this life. 833 00:50:04,995 --> 00:50:08,461 And ifs funny and sad, but only because... 834 00:50:08,582 --> 00:50:12,378 this life will end, and it's this secret world... 835 00:50:12,502 --> 00:50:14,468 that exists right there... 836 00:50:14,588 --> 00:50:17,680 in public, unnoticed, that no one else knows about. 837 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,260 It's sort of like how they say that other dimensions exist... 838 00:50:22,429 --> 00:50:25,976 all around us, but we don't have the ability to perceive them. 839 00:50:27,322 --> 00:50:29,414 That's - 840 00:50:29,854 --> 00:50:33,105 That's what I want out of a relationship. 841 00:50:34,525 --> 00:50:36,867 Or just life, I guess. 842 00:50:36,987 --> 00:50:38,612 Love. 843 00:50:42,404 --> 00:50:44,200 I sound stoned. 844 00:50:45,752 --> 00:50:47,468 I'm not stoned. 845 00:50:48,630 --> 00:50:50,097 Thanks for dinner. Bye. 846 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:53,431 Oh. Bye. 847 00:50:53,552 --> 00:50:55,473 Where the fuck are you going? 848 00:50:55,596 --> 00:50:59,018 I'm kinda wasted. I was gonna go home. Is that okay? 849 00:50:59,142 --> 00:51:00,938 I don't care. I was just kidding. 850 00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:04,311 - Thanks so much for having me tonight. - Nice to have met you. 851 00:51:06,024 --> 00:51:07,865 Good luck, Frances. 852 00:51:09,402 --> 00:51:10,823 You're leaving. 853 00:51:10,987 --> 00:51:12,658 Actually, Andy... 854 00:51:12,781 --> 00:51:15,702 I think I might be going to Paris this weekend. 855 00:51:15,825 --> 00:51:17,575 Really? 856 00:51:17,702 --> 00:51:21,453 Oh. Do you want to stay in our apartment? 857 00:51:21,582 --> 00:51:22,878 Yes. 858 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,250 - Fantastic. - Okay. 859 00:51:25,378 --> 00:51:28,004 That's wonderful. I'll get you the information. 860 00:51:28,131 --> 00:51:31,098 - Wonderful. - Great. 861 00:51:38,392 --> 00:51:40,233 Frances! 862 00:51:40,352 --> 00:51:42,194 - Benji! - Hey! 863 00:51:42,354 --> 00:51:45,821 I knew it was you. I could tell by your weird man walk. 864 00:51:45,942 --> 00:51:47,317 - A beard! - Yeah. 865 00:51:47,442 --> 00:51:48,818 - Hello. - This is Caroline. 866 00:51:48,945 --> 00:51:50,661 I'm Caroline. 867 00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:53,122 How are the dances, Frances? 868 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,856 Frances and I used to be married. 869 00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:57,200 What are you guys doing? You want to get a drink? 870 00:51:57,245 --> 00:51:59,621 We're going to my friend's party. It's a house party. 871 00:51:59,747 --> 00:52:02,372 - I mean, that's the theme. - How's that a theme? 872 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,751 - Amazing, right? - And it's in an apartment. 873 00:52:05,879 --> 00:52:08,299 - You can come with us if you want. - No, I really - 874 00:52:08,424 --> 00:52:11,016 I shouldn't. I'm going to Paris for two days. 875 00:52:11,136 --> 00:52:12,932 - What? - Why so short? 876 00:52:13,054 --> 00:52:15,395 I have a meeting with Colleen on Monday. 877 00:52:15,514 --> 00:52:17,981 - I don't know you. - Wait, I thought you were poor. 878 00:52:18,101 --> 00:52:20,692 I'm gonna use this credit card I got in the mail. 879 00:52:20,812 --> 00:52:23,188 That's not smart. They want to keep you in debt. 880 00:52:23,314 --> 00:52:25,906 I know that. I see documentaries. 881 00:52:26,025 --> 00:52:28,571 Good for you, kid. I lived there for, like, a year. 882 00:52:28,737 --> 00:52:29,868 You never told me that. 883 00:52:29,912 --> 00:52:32,030 Yep. I was there when Serge Gainsbourg died. 884 00:52:32,074 --> 00:52:35,495 - It was a crazy time. - Weren't you, like, 8? 885 00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:39,086 - Yeah, it was the end of Euro-disco. - I have so much to do. 886 00:52:39,249 --> 00:52:41,170 I think I'll probably read Proust... 887 00:52:41,215 --> 00:52:43,172 because sometimes it's good to do 888 00:52:43,217 --> 00:52:45,496 what you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do it. 889 00:52:45,523 --> 00:52:47,911 - Proust is pretty heavy. - Yeah, but it's worth it, I hear. 890 00:52:47,957 --> 00:52:49,683 I meant the book, carrying it on the plane. 891 00:52:49,801 --> 00:52:52,177 I should probably learn French first... 892 00:52:52,304 --> 00:52:54,555 and then read it in French. 893 00:52:55,199 --> 00:52:57,024 Undateable. 894 00:52:58,685 --> 00:53:01,356 Well, kid, we've gotta run. 895 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:05,356 - Nice meeting you. - Oh, you too. You're very pretty. 896 00:53:05,485 --> 00:53:08,577 - Thank you. - See you around, weirdo. 897 00:53:31,553 --> 00:53:35,305 Hey, Abby, it's Frances. I just got in. 898 00:53:35,433 --> 00:53:38,525 Uh, I'm going to this... 899 00:53:38,645 --> 00:53:41,646 free apartment of this dude. 900 00:53:41,773 --> 00:53:43,990 Right now I'm gonna get some sleep... 901 00:53:44,151 --> 00:53:46,322 uh, but call me. 902 00:53:46,444 --> 00:53:49,411 I'll be around all tomorrow. I'd love to see you and Paul. 903 00:55:21,462 --> 00:55:23,008 Oh, shit. 904 00:55:43,236 --> 00:55:45,907 Hey, Abby, it's Frances again. 905 00:55:46,031 --> 00:55:49,702 Do you guys want to meet for dinner? I can meet you anywhere. 906 00:55:49,826 --> 00:55:53,043 I'll be the girl with the acne holding more acne. 907 00:56:10,655 --> 00:56:11,888 Are you open? 908 00:56:44,081 --> 00:56:46,353 - Hello?- Frances? 909 00:56:46,397 --> 00:56:49,523 Sophie! Oh, my God! Hi! Hi! 910 00:56:49,806 --> 00:56:52,523 - Hi. - Hi. 911 00:56:52,684 --> 00:56:56,481 I called you to tell you I'm moving to Japan with Patch. 912 00:56:56,604 --> 00:56:59,071 Is that good? Are you excited? 913 00:56:59,191 --> 00:57:01,237 I know things are weird between us, but... 914 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,701 we're having a kind of going-away party tonight... 915 00:57:03,821 --> 00:57:06,493 and I wanted to say you're invited. 916 00:57:06,615 --> 00:57:08,116 I'm - 917 00:57:09,494 --> 00:57:11,710 - I can't. - You don't have to lie. 918 00:57:11,871 --> 00:57:13,792 I'm not lying. I'm really not. 919 00:57:15,739 --> 00:57:18,160 - That's awesome about Japan. - It's crazy. 920 00:57:18,378 --> 00:57:20,969 Last week Patch's boss called Patch into his office... 921 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:23,236 and was like, “Japan, bitch.” 922 00:57:24,885 --> 00:57:27,011 I wish I could come tonight. 923 00:57:27,137 --> 00:57:29,058 Me too. 924 00:57:29,181 --> 00:57:33,227 - We could get dinner next week. - Why now? No, I want to... 925 00:57:33,394 --> 00:57:35,440 but Patch's grandfather is real sick... 926 00:57:35,563 --> 00:57:38,359 and we're all going to Chicago for these special treatments. 927 00:57:38,483 --> 00:57:40,778 Being sick when you're rich is totally awesome. 928 00:57:40,902 --> 00:57:42,698 They replace all his cells or something. 929 00:57:42,820 --> 00:57:45,787 We'll be back to New York a lot. We'll just be based in Tokyo. 930 00:57:45,907 --> 00:57:47,417 You'll learn Japanese. 931 00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:49,349 We can videochat. Twenty-first century. What up? 932 00:57:49,394 --> 00:57:52,373 - My computer doesn't have that. - New places are good for you, I think. 933 00:57:52,498 --> 00:57:54,998 - Yeah. - You should travel, Fran. 934 00:57:55,124 --> 00:57:56,840 I am. I will. 935 00:57:56,959 --> 00:57:58,585 I'm going to. 936 00:57:59,629 --> 00:58:01,721 I'm really happy for you. I just - 937 00:58:01,839 --> 00:58:05,090 No, you know What? I'm just really happy for you. 938 00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:08,186 - We're gonna have a blog. - Together? 939 00:58:08,305 --> 00:58:09,896 Yeah. Barf. 940 00:58:10,015 --> 00:58:12,357 We'll upload pictures and stories and stuff. 941 00:58:12,477 --> 00:58:15,693 I'm so sorry I missed your Christmas show. 942 00:58:15,813 --> 00:58:19,155 - I guess I was mad. - I didn't - 943 00:58:19,275 --> 00:58:21,241 I wasn't so good anyway. 944 00:58:21,361 --> 00:58:23,453 How's all that going? 945 00:58:23,571 --> 00:58:25,287 Good. Great. 946 00:58:25,406 --> 00:58:28,282 I'm meeting on Monday with Colleen to talk about stuff. 947 00:58:28,409 --> 00:58:31,125 You'll finally be in the company? For real? 948 00:58:31,287 --> 00:58:33,878 Yeah. I'll probably be touring, though. 949 00:58:33,998 --> 00:58:35,998 That's so great, Fran. 950 00:58:36,126 --> 00:58:37,547 Yeah, it is. 951 00:58:37,669 --> 00:58:40,546 Where are you living? I heard you're not with the boys anymore. 952 00:58:40,672 --> 00:58:43,673 Hey, do you want to live in our apartment while we're in Japan? 953 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,721 No, I... No. 954 00:58:45,844 --> 00:58:47,936 I'm gonna have my own place real soon. 955 00:58:48,054 --> 00:58:49,679 Maybe one day I'll stay with you. 956 00:58:49,806 --> 00:58:51,273 Maybe. 957 00:58:52,518 --> 00:58:55,018 I should go. Thanks for calling. 958 00:58:55,146 --> 00:58:58,397 I'm - I'm sor... I'm sorry too. 959 00:58:58,782 --> 00:58:59,965 Apology accepted. 960 00:59:00,008 --> 00:59:01,567 - Don't be a dick about it. - I wasn't. 961 00:59:01,610 --> 00:59:05,236 - This phone call's costing me a fortune. - Why? 962 00:59:05,364 --> 00:59:07,160 Just kidding. It's not. 963 00:59:07,324 --> 00:59:10,699 Hey, Is Abby in Paris night now, do you know? 964 00:59:10,828 --> 00:59:13,540 - I think so. - Okay. 965 00:59:14,541 --> 00:59:18,417 - You sound really good, Frances. - I am. 966 00:59:18,545 --> 00:59:20,386 I am really good. 967 00:59:24,379 --> 00:59:27,050 Thank you for calling. I'm going to say something now, Sophie... 968 00:59:27,095 --> 00:59:29,301 but I don't want you to feel obligated to say 969 00:59:29,345 --> 00:59:31,690 anything back, so I'm gonna hang up right away. 970 00:59:31,850 --> 00:59:33,816 I love you, Sophie. Bye. 971 00:59:38,148 --> 00:59:42,115 Hello. When did Puss in Boots start? 972 01:00:32,704 --> 01:00:35,500 Hi, Frances. Honey, we just got your messages. 973 01:00:35,624 --> 01:00:37,794 I don't know why they didn't come through before. 974 01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:39,963 We're here. We'd love to see you. 975 01:00:40,086 --> 01:00:41,758 This is so wild. 976 01:00:41,921 --> 01:00:43,967 You remember Gerard, Nicolas' brother? 977 01:00:44,090 --> 01:00:46,261 The one who looks like Jean-Pierre Léaud? 978 01:00:46,426 --> 01:00:49,552 Well, he's divorced now, and hes staying with us. 979 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,681 I think you'd really like him. Come to dinner tonight. 980 01:00:52,807 --> 01:00:55,103 He'll be there, as well as a philosopher... 981 01:00:55,269 --> 01:00:57,269 and a painter couple who are really great. 982 01:00:57,437 --> 01:00:59,654 Oh! This is such good timing. 983 01:01:05,737 --> 01:01:08,783 Hey, you. Come on in. 984 01:01:08,906 --> 01:01:11,202 - Rachel said you were in Paris. - I was. 985 01:01:11,326 --> 01:01:14,917 - Back so soon? - Well, we had this meeting. 986 01:01:15,037 --> 01:01:17,413 We could've moved it. I mean, I almost canceled it... 987 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:19,291 myself this morning. 988 01:01:19,418 --> 01:01:22,089 I woke up with this tickle in my throat. 989 01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:25,679 Listen, do you want to take over Nancy's position? 990 01:01:25,799 --> 01:01:29,550 - Nancy, who works in the office? - She's pregnant. 991 01:01:29,678 --> 01:01:33,269 Oh. No, I don't. Who told you that? 992 01:01:33,390 --> 01:01:35,311 No, I'm asking you. 993 01:01:35,475 --> 01:01:37,771 I assumed you're not keeping on with the company. 994 01:01:37,893 --> 01:01:40,777 You don't want to be an apprentice for life. 995 01:01:40,823 --> 01:01:41,912 Nope. 996 01:01:41,956 --> 01:01:44,122 You should think about putting your own stuff together. 997 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,243 - Like how? - Like, your own work. 998 01:01:47,362 --> 01:01:49,953 Oh, no. I kind of gave that up after college. 999 01:01:50,073 --> 01:01:52,119 Plus, that was basically like... 1000 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,368 cheerleaders doing my choreography. 1001 01:01:54,603 --> 01:01:57,629 I always liked the stuff you did, even for the kids. 1002 01:01:58,374 --> 01:01:59,422 Yeah? 1003 01:02:00,694 --> 01:02:03,320 You know, you really should think about taking Nancy's position. 1004 01:02:03,936 --> 01:02:06,876 It's not a lot of money, but it's enough to keep you going. 1005 01:02:07,004 --> 01:02:09,630 - Why would I do that? - It's just a good day job... 1006 01:02:09,676 --> 01:02:12,847 while you figure out whether you want to choreograph, or what. 1007 01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:16,221 - You say it like it's easy. - No, it's not easy. 1008 01:02:16,350 --> 01:02:18,391 But if you work here, you can use the studio space. 1009 01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:20,151 No. 1010 01:02:20,269 --> 01:02:23,878 I'll get something else. I'm really close to getting something. 1011 01:02:23,924 --> 01:02:24,966 A job? 1012 01:02:25,009 --> 01:02:27,649 Yeah. Dancing. I'm still gonna be a dancer. Just not here. 1013 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:31,365 Wow! Well, good for you. That's great. 1014 01:02:31,489 --> 01:02:33,205 I know. 1015 01:02:33,366 --> 01:02:35,082 Well, good luck to you, Frances. 1016 01:02:35,201 --> 01:02:38,247 Yeah. Good luck to you too. 1017 01:02:42,083 --> 01:02:45,254 - Hi Mom.- Hi honey. 1018 01:02:45,378 --> 01:02:48,094 - Hi Mom.- Tom, pick up the other phone. 1019 01:02:48,214 --> 01:02:50,886 - How is it up there? - Good. Good. 1020 01:02:51,008 --> 01:02:52,725 I'm dancing, kind of. 1021 01:02:52,843 --> 01:02:55,844 I get to live in a dorm I didn't live in, which is fun. 1022 01:02:55,970 --> 01:02:57,286 All the RAs live in dorms. 1023 01:02:57,330 --> 01:03:00,264 Not the one in the living room. The battery is dead. 1024 01:03:00,309 --> 01:03:03,185 - Is it strange to be back? - It's nice. 1025 01:03:03,312 --> 01:03:05,904 It's so empty in summer. 1026 01:03:06,172 --> 01:03:08,057 It's weird. It's like I went back to college, 1027 01:03:08,101 --> 01:03:10,617 but everyone was a dancer and not a semiotics major. 1028 01:03:10,736 --> 01:03:14,202 - That must be fun for you, though. - And now I'm one of the adults. 1029 01:03:14,322 --> 01:03:16,162 I keep thinking I'm gonna run into Sophie. 1030 01:03:16,207 --> 01:03:17,244 Hi, honey. 1031 01:03:17,288 --> 01:03:20,990 I got a picture of Sophie and Patch in the largest dog park in Japan. 1032 01:03:21,037 --> 01:03:24,413 - I think I'd like that. - I got a picture of them at a porn mall. 1033 01:03:24,582 --> 01:03:27,082 - Do you have enough money? - Yeah. I mean... 1034 01:03:27,210 --> 01:03:29,927 I'm still in debt from Paris. That was just stupid. 1035 01:03:30,045 --> 01:03:33,717 - I'm sorry we can't help you out. - You help out so much. 1036 01:03:33,842 --> 01:03:36,513 I'll be okay. They pay me extra to work the events. 1037 01:03:36,636 --> 01:03:38,597 Oh, you aren't a good waitress. 1038 01:03:38,641 --> 01:03:40,763 It's not waitressing. It's like pouring for donors. 1039 01:03:40,807 --> 01:03:43,774 - Are you choreographing? - Tom, we went over this. 1040 01:03:43,935 --> 01:03:46,276 At least you can't spend money in nature. 1041 01:03:46,395 --> 01:03:48,942 - Where are you right now? - Nature. 1042 01:03:51,311 --> 01:03:55,028 We don't have to, like, guide them personally, do we? 1043 01:03:55,149 --> 01:03:57,990 We just have to make sure they don't fuck or die. 1044 01:03:58,109 --> 01:04:00,816 Ah, good, because I'm having a Walden's Pond moment. 1045 01:04:00,861 --> 01:04:02,237 You have a pond? 1046 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,576 I found something out about Walden's Pond: 1047 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:07,166 It was five minutes from his mom's house. 1048 01:04:07,285 --> 01:04:09,502 He used to go over there and get supplies. 1049 01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:11,586 - So where are you? - Here. 1050 01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:14,907 - No, where do you go to college? - I don't. I'm not - 1051 01:04:14,952 --> 01:04:18,578 I'm done with college. But I went here when I was younger. 1052 01:04:19,129 --> 01:04:22,328 Weird. For some reason, I thought you had to be in college to do this. 1053 01:04:22,374 --> 01:04:24,877 Nope. I just wanted to get out of the city... 1054 01:04:24,921 --> 01:04:28,279 and I knew the director of the summer program, so she hooked it up. 1055 01:04:28,324 --> 01:04:32,120 They had room and board. I'm working the events to make more money. 1056 01:04:32,507 --> 01:04:34,883 - You're super responsible. - No, I'm not. 1057 01:04:37,098 --> 01:04:40,770 It wasn't that long ago that I went here. I'm only 27. 1058 01:04:47,323 --> 01:04:50,119 - Are you with the program? - Yes, I'm assisting. 1059 01:04:50,242 --> 01:04:52,959 - Great. So you're a teacher. - No, I'm not. 1060 01:04:53,077 --> 01:04:56,499 - I'm an RA, but I'm also a dancer. - I'm so sorry. 1061 01:04:56,624 --> 01:04:59,374 - For what? - Resident assistants can't take class. 1062 01:04:59,501 --> 01:05:01,797 But I'm - I'm not just an RA. 1063 01:05:01,962 --> 01:05:04,382 I'm so sorry. I don't make the rules. 1064 01:05:04,506 --> 01:05:07,803 - I'm a dancer, and I went here. - Sorry. I have to start class. 1065 01:05:20,311 --> 01:05:22,437 You're a really good waitress. 1066 01:05:22,563 --> 01:05:24,859 I'm not a waitress. I just pour. 1067 01:05:32,031 --> 01:05:34,667 You were supposed to be on duty ten minutes ago. 1068 01:05:34,711 --> 01:05:36,024 - I'm sorry. I... - Shh! 1069 01:05:56,135 --> 01:05:57,852 Are you okay? 1070 01:05:59,221 --> 01:06:00,642 Yeah. 1071 01:06:09,146 --> 01:06:11,272 I'm just gonna sit here, okay? 1072 01:06:13,526 --> 01:06:16,197 You don't have to do that. 1073 01:06:16,362 --> 01:06:18,203 I'm just going to, though. 1074 01:06:37,798 --> 01:06:40,218 Are you gonna study abroad there? 1075 01:06:40,383 --> 01:06:42,429 Oh, no. I'm not a student. 1076 01:06:42,552 --> 01:06:44,894 There's no more “abroad.” 1077 01:06:45,013 --> 01:06:47,354 I'm half Japanese. 1078 01:06:47,473 --> 01:06:50,065 My best friend kind of lives there now. 1079 01:06:50,225 --> 01:06:51,726 Are you done? 1080 01:07:01,861 --> 01:07:03,861 Ma'am, you can't smoke here. 1081 01:07:03,988 --> 01:07:05,909 - Oh, sorry. - No, don't throw it! 1082 01:07:06,031 --> 01:07:08,247 Goddamn it! 1083 01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,050 Famous, how? 1084 01:07:10,077 --> 01:07:12,623 She's a senator or a congress woman or something. 1085 01:07:12,746 --> 01:07:15,496 - She's important. - I should read the news more. 1086 01:07:15,623 --> 01:07:18,044 Your job tonight is to follow her. 1087 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:22,242 Just make sure she's taken care of. She just gave a ton of money to the school. 1088 01:07:22,287 --> 01:07:25,129 So you don't leave until she leaves. Got it? 1089 01:07:25,381 --> 01:07:27,848 When I went here, it was all girls. 1090 01:07:27,967 --> 01:07:31,433 To meet a boy, we had to take the fuck truck to Hoboken. 1091 01:07:31,595 --> 01:07:34,062 You went here? Excuse me. You went to here? 1092 01:07:34,181 --> 01:07:37,352 - Yes. - Oh, my God. That makes so much sense. 1093 01:07:37,476 --> 01:07:40,226 I knew you looked familiar. You were on the freakin' brochure. 1094 01:07:40,352 --> 01:07:42,853 - I'm Frances. I went here. - Nice to meet you, Frances. 1095 01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:46,446 You too. Sorry, sorry. I'm not supposed to talk to you. 1096 01:07:46,566 --> 01:07:48,612 - I'm pouring. - Ah, yes. 1097 01:07:50,278 --> 01:07:52,075 You're very inspiring. 1098 01:07:52,196 --> 01:07:54,663 Actually, the endowment has grown. 1099 01:07:54,783 --> 01:07:58,704 Oh, you look so lonely. I'll see you later, Karen. 1100 01:07:58,827 --> 01:08:02,124 You look like a painting: The Lonely Boy. 1101 01:08:02,288 --> 01:08:03,960 I'm actually a painter. 1102 01:08:04,124 --> 01:08:05,669 - You're kidding. - No. 1103 01:08:05,792 --> 01:08:08,417 What kind of painter are you? 1104 01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:10,714 You don't care. 1105 01:08:10,837 --> 01:08:13,088 - You hate me! - I don't hate you. I love you. 1106 01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:16,340 You bought the cheapest auction thing. The cheapest! 1107 01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:18,139 I didn't even go here! 1108 01:08:26,351 --> 01:08:28,477 You gave a great speech. 1109 01:08:28,603 --> 01:08:32,649 I seriously can't believe you're an independent, because that's bullshit. 1110 01:08:32,773 --> 01:08:34,694 Sorry. Sophie, let's go. 1111 01:08:34,817 --> 01:08:37,988 I went here. I thought you were great. I made him give money. 1112 01:08:38,111 --> 01:08:39,827 Good. Nice to meet you. 1113 01:08:39,946 --> 01:08:42,662 We live in Japan, so it's, like, crazy we're here. 1114 01:08:42,782 --> 01:08:45,373 That's wonderful you came all the way back for the auction. 1115 01:08:45,492 --> 01:08:48,868 I wish. No, we're in New York for a funeral. His grandpa. 1116 01:08:48,987 --> 01:08:51,491 I wanted to come here. He drove, but it was my idea. 1117 01:08:51,535 --> 01:08:52,639 Ah. 1118 01:08:52,748 --> 01:08:54,714 - I'm sorry for your loss. - It's okay. 1119 01:08:54,834 --> 01:08:57,034 His grandpa had a second family in Germany. 1120 01:08:57,078 --> 01:08:58,127 Sophie, let's go. 1121 01:08:58,170 --> 01:09:00,795 I loved meeting you. A real honor. 1122 01:09:00,922 --> 01:09:03,093 This douche is my affianced. 1123 01:09:03,216 --> 01:09:04,966 - Ah. - We're engaged. 1124 01:09:05,093 --> 01:09:07,343 You're engaged? 1125 01:09:08,169 --> 01:09:10,464 It's not... “engaged” engaged. 1126 01:09:10,848 --> 01:09:12,689 Right. What? 1127 01:09:12,733 --> 01:09:14,490 We're back for a funeral. I would've called, 1128 01:09:14,534 --> 01:09:16,347 but you were touring with the company. 1129 01:09:16,391 --> 01:09:19,467 Yeah, right, I was, but I needed a break... 1130 01:09:19,512 --> 01:09:22,353 and I thought it would be so funny... 1131 01:09:22,565 --> 01:09:25,032 to come back to the college for the summer. 1132 01:09:25,151 --> 01:09:26,867 It is funny. In a great way. 1133 01:09:26,986 --> 01:09:30,486 And, yeah, just making extra money doing this kind of gig. 1134 01:09:30,613 --> 01:09:32,156 Yeah. 1135 01:09:32,740 --> 01:09:34,866 What a slut! 1136 01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:39,068 - Are you okay? Do you need some food? - I'll just eat this. 1137 01:09:40,956 --> 01:09:43,706 - I really didn't expect to see you. - Ditto. 1138 01:09:43,834 --> 01:09:45,576 It's almost hard to be happy about it, 1139 01:09:45,619 --> 01:09:47,677 because I didn't have time to anticipate it. 1140 01:09:47,795 --> 01:09:49,653 Want to get out of here? 1141 01:09:49,697 --> 01:09:50,944 I can't. 1142 01:09:51,464 --> 01:09:53,385 I have to shadow this woman. 1143 01:09:55,510 --> 01:09:57,286 She's my ward. 1144 01:09:57,846 --> 01:10:00,642 - I want to drive. - No, you're too fucked up. 1145 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:03,388 - You're fucked up. - No, I'm not. I drank fucking Perrier. 1146 01:10:03,432 --> 01:10:06,912 I'm not going beck to New York. I don't want to go to the funeral tomorrow. 1147 01:10:06,957 --> 01:10:07,989 You have to go! 1148 01:10:08,033 --> 01:10:10,032 I'm hanging out with Frances. We're going to the mall. 1149 01:10:10,058 --> 01:10:12,308 - No, we're not. - I'm bringing Frances to the funeral. 1150 01:10:12,352 --> 01:10:13,802 I don't want to go to the funeral. 1151 01:10:13,845 --> 01:10:16,692 You didn't even know your grandpa. You didn't hang out. 1152 01:10:16,737 --> 01:10:18,954 It's a funeral. It doesn't matter. Get in the car! 1153 01:10:19,072 --> 01:10:21,572 If you're so broken up, why did we go to the auction today? 1154 01:10:21,699 --> 01:10:23,791 - You made me go! - I don't want you here! 1155 01:10:23,910 --> 01:10:27,410 You were wasted! And I wasn't going to let you drive. 1156 01:10:27,537 --> 01:10:29,663 - Goddamn it, Sophie! - Frances, what do you think? 1157 01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:31,330 - About what? - You don't need to answer. 1158 01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:33,131 How sad were you really when your grandpa died? 1159 01:10:33,156 --> 01:10:34,209 Pretty sad. 1160 01:10:34,252 --> 01:10:38,219 I wasn't, and I don't see why you should be. Your grandpa was a cheating Nazi! 1161 01:10:38,339 --> 01:10:40,339 He was not a Nazi! 1162 01:10:41,926 --> 01:10:44,927 Take your feet off the dash! Frances, where do you live? 1163 01:10:45,095 --> 01:10:46,766 - Chuggins. - Is that a dorm? 1164 01:10:46,930 --> 01:10:49,783 - Yes. - How the fuck do you get to Chuggins? 1165 01:10:58,982 --> 01:11:01,823 Oh, this is me, right up here. 1166 01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:05,365 My dorm. 1167 01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:09,451 Chuggins. We never lived in this dorm. 1168 01:11:09,617 --> 01:11:13,039 I know. It's like the life I never had. 1169 01:11:13,162 --> 01:11:14,662 Anyway... 1170 01:11:14,788 --> 01:11:16,788 congratulations on your engagement. 1171 01:11:16,915 --> 01:11:18,631 And sorry for your loss. 1172 01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,671 You are so fucking selfish. 1173 01:11:20,794 --> 01:11:23,419 - Good night, Frances. - Don't talk to her. Don't look at her. 1174 01:11:23,546 --> 01:11:25,565 She's my friend. She doesn't even like you. 1175 01:11:25,609 --> 01:11:26,639 I like you. 1176 01:11:27,315 --> 01:11:28,633 I like you too, Frances. 1177 01:11:47,277 --> 01:11:49,118 Hey. Hey, come in. 1178 01:11:49,238 --> 01:11:51,613 - Can I stay? - Of course. 1179 01:11:51,739 --> 01:11:53,990 Come. Stay. 1180 01:12:01,332 --> 01:12:04,082 It's made in the microwave, but it's good. 1181 01:12:04,210 --> 01:12:05,768 Thank you. 1182 01:12:06,379 --> 01:12:08,424 I hope it's okay I borrowed loungewear. 1183 01:12:08,547 --> 01:12:11,219 - Of course. - I think I'm gonna - 1184 01:12:11,342 --> 01:12:14,092 Oh! Okay, okay. Here. Shit. 1185 01:12:17,306 --> 01:12:20,022 I'm sorry I was so drunk I threw up. 1186 01:12:20,184 --> 01:12:22,355 I'm sorry I live in a dorm... 1187 01:12:22,519 --> 01:12:25,361 and have a single bed. 1188 01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:29,606 Here. You lay on the outside. 1189 01:12:29,736 --> 01:12:32,078 Okay. 1190 01:12:32,196 --> 01:12:35,822 Lay on your back and put one foot on the floor. 1191 01:12:35,950 --> 01:12:37,996 It helps if you have the spins. 1192 01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:46,603 I used to throw up all the time when I was pregnant. 1193 01:12:46,648 --> 01:12:48,506 You were pregnant? 1194 01:12:48,550 --> 01:12:50,892 In Japan, for a few weeks. 1195 01:12:51,216 --> 01:12:53,557 And then I miscarried, which was cool. 1196 01:12:53,677 --> 01:12:55,012 Wow. 1197 01:12:55,055 --> 01:12:57,976 I mean, that sounds crass. Miscarriage is not cool. 1198 01:12:58,141 --> 01:13:00,187 - Would you have had it? - No. 1199 01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:02,526 - Are you gonna marry Patch? - No. 1200 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:07,231 I can't believe that pregnant is no longer crazy. 1201 01:13:08,444 --> 01:13:12,411 I don't want to stay in Tokyo. I hate it there. 1202 01:13:12,531 --> 01:13:14,827 - Really? - Yeah. 1203 01:13:14,950 --> 01:13:18,951 And then when I got pregnant, I was just like, “Get me the fuck out." 1204 01:13:19,081 --> 01:13:21,589 But your blog looks so happy. 1205 01:13:22,084 --> 01:13:25,426 I don't think my mom would read it if it were about depression. 1206 01:13:25,588 --> 01:13:27,339 My mom would. 1207 01:13:30,593 --> 01:13:32,827 I was telling the truth. I like Patch. 1208 01:13:32,872 --> 01:13:34,838 I don't hate him. 1209 01:13:35,058 --> 01:13:37,275 I know. 1210 01:13:37,393 --> 01:13:39,439 I'm sorry about - 1211 01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:45,778 It's just, if something funny happens on the way to the deli... 1212 01:13:45,904 --> 01:13:48,405 you'll only tell one person, and that'll be Patch... 1213 01:13:48,532 --> 01:13:50,624 and I'll never hear about it. 1214 01:13:52,078 --> 01:13:54,044 Fuck, I'm tired. 1215 01:13:58,002 --> 01:14:00,593 It's bedtime for all good children. 1216 01:14:02,383 --> 01:14:06,100 I want to leave Patch and leave Tokyo and come back to New York. 1217 01:14:06,221 --> 01:14:08,472 - You should. - I'm going to. 1218 01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:12,392 I could - I don't know. I could - I could help you. 1219 01:14:12,521 --> 01:14:15,067 I was gonna say, “You could live with me”... 1220 01:14:15,191 --> 01:14:17,157 but I don't have a home. 1221 01:14:17,278 --> 01:14:20,119 - I am going to do it. - Fuck, yeah, girl. 1222 01:14:20,239 --> 01:14:22,331 I miss my job. 1223 01:14:22,493 --> 01:14:25,118 I miss old skyscrapers. 1224 01:14:25,246 --> 01:14:28,587 Maybe we'll move back to New York at the same time and be like... 1225 01:14:28,709 --> 01:14:30,862 women who rediscover themselves after a divorce. 1226 01:14:31,006 --> 01:14:33,439 - That's what my mom did. - Oh, yeah. Sorry. 1227 01:14:33,485 --> 01:14:35,364 No. I think it'll be great. 1228 01:14:35,408 --> 01:14:39,387 We should get apartments close to each other in Brooklyn. 1229 01:14:39,498 --> 01:14:41,998 Yeah. That's what we'll do. 1230 01:14:44,994 --> 01:14:47,211 I've always felt so competitive with you. 1231 01:14:47,330 --> 01:14:49,251 Really? 1232 01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,546 I don't think I realized we were competitive. 1233 01:14:51,669 --> 01:14:53,669 - Fran? - Yes? 1234 01:14:53,798 --> 01:14:56,890 Can you - I know it's not my bed, but - 1235 01:14:57,011 --> 01:14:58,636 What? 1236 01:14:58,763 --> 01:15:00,638 Can you take off your socks? 1237 01:15:00,766 --> 01:15:02,438 Oh, yeah. Sure. 1238 01:15:02,562 --> 01:15:05,529 It's just, you know - socks in bed. 1239 01:15:06,859 --> 01:15:08,360 Right. Gross. 1240 01:15:10,323 --> 01:15:12,540 I love you, Frances. 1241 01:15:13,579 --> 01:15:15,170 Good night. 1242 01:15:16,749 --> 01:15:19,341 I love you, Sophie. 1243 01:15:19,463 --> 01:15:21,179 Good night. 1244 01:15:41,499 --> 01:15:44,795 F, I'm sorry I was so drunk last night... 1245 01:15:45,087 --> 01:15:46,536 but thank you for being nice to me, 1246 01:15:46,581 --> 01:15:49,649 which I know you were, even though I don't remember it. 1247 01:15:49,762 --> 01:15:53,434 All I know is you don't have a trash can this morning, so it must've been bad. 1248 01:15:53,561 --> 01:15:56,482 Ha, ha. I love you. 1249 01:15:56,608 --> 01:15:59,949 I've got to get back to this funeral in New York. 1250 01:16:00,115 --> 01:16:03,082 Call me when you're awake. My phone works in the States... 1251 01:16:03,203 --> 01:16:05,295 and there aren't any charges or anything. 1252 01:16:05,416 --> 01:16:07,962 XOXO. Sophie. 1253 01:16:11,385 --> 01:16:13,226 Sophie! 1254 01:16:13,347 --> 01:16:15,313 Sophie! 1255 01:16:15,435 --> 01:16:19,028 Sophie! Sophie! 1256 01:16:42,863 --> 01:16:45,705 How can they be so nasty? 1257 01:16:45,827 --> 01:16:47,624 I'm sorry. 1258 01:16:57,895 --> 01:17:01,271 - Probably head back in about five. - Yes, hi. This is Frances. 1259 01:17:01,403 --> 01:17:03,869 Yes, “Frances for tonight.” 1260 01:17:03,991 --> 01:17:05,868 Thanks. 1261 01:17:06,030 --> 01:17:07,229 I just wanted to double-check 1262 01:17:07,273 --> 01:17:10,462 that we're still on for me bringing my guys in a little early. 1263 01:17:11,676 --> 01:17:14,802 Okay. Great. I'll see you in 30. 1264 01:17:14,933 --> 01:17:17,810 I think the other two groups will be here by 6:45. 1265 01:17:17,939 --> 01:17:19,905 We'll be done by then. Thanks. 1266 01:17:37,443 --> 01:17:39,284 - Hey! - Good to see you. 1267 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:42,155 Hi! Hi. Thanks for coming. 1268 01:17:42,286 --> 01:17:43,662 Um, over there. 1269 01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:56,611 Then you guys rest for a second. Can I see the two of you? 1270 01:18:08,596 --> 01:18:10,892 - Okay. - Cue one... 1271 01:18:11,060 --> 01:18:13,402 into the master, and you're all set. 1272 01:18:13,566 --> 01:18:15,362 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1273 01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:36,133 Yea! 1274 01:19:37,715 --> 01:19:39,886 Fuck you guys. You got married. 1275 01:19:40,012 --> 01:19:41,603 - We did. - What? 1276 01:19:41,766 --> 01:19:43,017 - Yeah. - Hi. 1277 01:19:47,779 --> 01:19:49,871 Hey. That was great. 1278 01:19:49,992 --> 01:19:52,412 Oh, thanks, Ben. 1279 01:19:52,539 --> 01:19:55,289 I like things that look like mistakes. 1280 01:19:55,463 --> 01:19:57,589 No, at times it reminded me of - 1281 01:19:57,718 --> 01:19:59,639 Did you see the exhibit at the Met... 1282 01:19:59,807 --> 01:20:02,307 about the textiles that influenced Matisse? 1283 01:20:02,437 --> 01:20:04,312 That's what your piece reminded me of- 1284 01:20:04,483 --> 01:20:07,075 not the paintings, but the textiles. 1285 01:20:07,198 --> 01:20:08,852 - Hmm. - Undateable. 1286 01:20:08,898 --> 01:20:11,990 - Me? - No, I meant me that time. 1287 01:20:12,210 --> 01:20:15,006 Oh. Oh, yeah. Textiles. 1288 01:20:15,174 --> 01:20:17,890 Yeah, but also true. Meaning I'm not dating anyone. 1289 01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:20,434 - Undateable. Same difference. - Oh. 1290 01:20:20,562 --> 01:20:23,654 Are you really still, uh - Are you undateable? 1291 01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:26,323 You mean, am I - Oh. Oh, yes. 1292 01:20:26,449 --> 01:20:28,996 Yes. Very undateable. 1293 01:20:35,052 --> 01:20:37,223 It was so interesting, and so you. 1294 01:20:37,391 --> 01:20:40,733 - Oh, thank you. - To me it came right out. 1295 01:20:40,858 --> 01:20:43,574 I really appreciate that. 1296 01:20:43,697 --> 01:20:46,573 Yeah. It's a huge accomplishment. It's a huge piece. 1297 01:20:46,704 --> 01:20:48,955 Yeah, I know. It's a lot of people. 1298 01:20:49,084 --> 01:20:51,925 Thank you. 1299 01:20:52,050 --> 01:20:54,096 It's just great. 1300 01:20:54,221 --> 01:20:56,313 I have to say, it just... 1301 01:20:56,434 --> 01:20:58,400 is so impressive to me. 1302 01:21:00,151 --> 01:21:02,996 Who... Who are you making eyes at? 1303 01:21:03,045 --> 01:21:06,292 That's Sophie. She's my best friend. 1304 01:22:19,664 --> 01:22:22,336 I know when to go out... 1305 01:22:22,462 --> 01:22:25,133 or when to stay in. 1306 01:22:25,261 --> 01:22:27,261 Get things done.